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Jerk Material

When you see a girl/woman who u would love to have a crack at or jerk off to.

Can be in real life or on the internet/magazine
Man, I saw this girl at the mall today with a crazy short skirt and legs for days, talk about 'Jerk Material!'
by Sauncunt October 25, 2009
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Material Gworl

Basically a girl who is fabulous and a girl who is a slay.
by kay a. January 17, 2022
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Open Casket Material

A witty and sarcastic way to describe beauty. Often used in its negative form (she ain't open casket material) meaning having (or not) a presentable look.
Look at that girl, she's open casket material. But her boyfriend I would close the casket on him.
by Chomskian December 17, 2008
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Malaria

Malairia is a protazoan parasite that is caught from a mosquito

Malaria is caused by the plasmodium parasite, mainly found in africa but can be found anywhere mosquitos live.
Even though feared by many, malaria has a fairly low death rate,and can be easily prevented.
Its life cycle begins when an infected mosquito bites an uninfected human, it infects the human, then if an unifected mosquito bites an infected host, the life cyclee repeats
Malaria can be easilyprevented by using mosquito repellent and mosquito nets at night. One thing your lucky that it is fairly common it is one of the less serious mosquito born diseases
Malaria is trash
by blah_blah-blah_ May 30, 2020
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materialism

1. A philosophy that holds that everything that exists is made of matter. (see also metaphysical naturalism)

2. The belief that material wealth is the greatest good. (see also objectivism)
1. "It is not materialism that is the chief curse of the world, as pastors teach, but idealism. Men get into trouble by taking their visions and hallucinations too seriously." --H.L. Mencken

2. "It is preoccupation with possessions, more than anything else, that prevents us from living freely and nobly." --Thoreau
by spline December 25, 2007
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Boyfriend Material

Kim Namjoon is the embodiment of Boyfriend Material and nobody can argue otherwise.
Anti: ew this namjook guy is gross

An Intellectual: uhm, no, you see his sweater? Thats boyfriend material right there.
by sopestan December 21, 2018
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Wifey material

Being "wifey material" goes way more than being an educated woman who will cook for her husband, clean the laundry or feed the kids. A woman who's wifey material is supportive, loyal, respectful towards her companion, someone who fights for her family and brings union between these members.

We gotta stop stereotyping and start attributing to women their true values!
She always looks after me and supports me during my hard times. She's wifey material
by Ilovewomenithinktheyrethebest November 26, 2020
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