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matias martina

somone who does not like to eat women. He is sexy which compensates for the size of his penis.
Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!
by Matias Martina May 14, 2015
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matias fernandez

the sexiest guy who everyone thinks he doesn't get pussy but secretly he gets more than everyone
Bill: hey, did you see matias fernandez?
Amanda: Yeah, he gets major pussy
Bill: No he doesn't

Amanda: Yeah, he has gotten with every girl in the school!
by Killer Kombo with a k May 14, 2017
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Matias Bellver

Matias Bellver, an amazing person, who has a huge and beautiful personality, he’s a hot guy who is wanted by all women, most people describe him as the nicest man they’ve ever known, he is not jealous at all.
He’s super smart and he has a very powerful memory, you will never meet a person with more knowledge than Matias Bellver.
If you know Matias Bellver, don’t ever let him go, for any reason, you will never find someone like him, there’s nobody like Matias Bellver.
Do you know Matias Bellver?
Yeah, he is a great guy, i love him.
Me too, he is so hilarious
by Matt The Super Genius February 9, 2018
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Matias Naameas

Obese,Fat,Caring, and a good friend. Matias Naameas sweet chubby caring LITTLE boy. Likes to play call of duty and likes to eat food again EAT FOOD.
by efethelion June 2, 2022
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Matias, ITS HARD

For whenever you don't know what to say in a discord vc, so you yell this out
VC: quiet
You: Guess what
Friend 1: What
You: MATIAS, ITS HARD
by Wikerbiker October 2, 2022
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Dirty matias

A Sexual encounter with a Mexican nigga that ejaculates in 2 minutes. Will be the worst sex of your life. If your getting a dirty matias they Will Bite your foreskin off and share it with the homies.
My boyfriend just pulled another dirty matias , I swear he’s speedy!!!!!!
by Harry styles🍆🍆🍆 April 14, 2020
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Do A Matias

To burn an orphanage down. And piss on the charred remains.
- Imma Do A Matias today

-Who are you and why are you in my house
by Chud bucher November 17, 2022
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