A primate creature who masterbates.
"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.
"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.
The monkey wrapped his primate hand around his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched in glee as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.
by Gordon Freeman October 31, 2004
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Try this: Master of debating(say it quickly and it sounds like masturbating)
Try this: Master of debating(say it quickly and it sounds like masturbating)
Ex: Sarah: Hey what are you doing in the room? Kevin: Well I'm masturbating to porn so don't come in. Sarah: o_O Okay! talk to you later then.
by Mr.Craze February 18, 2009
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"Father, forgive me for i have sinned, the other day i was jacking off to tera patrick getting rammed by a huge weiner"
"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
"that is unchristian masturbating my son"
by incipitsathanas October 29, 2009
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Get the masterbating mug.Pleasuring yourself to one person for a period of time. The relationship could also be exclusive or non-exclusive.
Steve: Dude, you need to find a girl.
Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.
Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
Mike: I'm in a relationship. I've been masturdating Jessica Alba for 6 weeks now.
Steve: Wow, it's getting pretty serious, huh?
by mr. marbles5 October 4, 2010
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by Master at sex May 13, 2005
Get the masterbating mug.1:One who publically masturbates, then proceeds to fuck horses. 2: An insult that will single-handedly catch off guard, and complealty shock the receiver of this insult.
1. Some Guy: Look at that public-mastur..... Oh no! No! No! No! Now he's fucking a horse! That public-masturbating-horse-fucker! 2. Guy 1: You're a douche-bag! Guy 2: You're a public-masturbating-horse-fucker! Guy 1: *falls over, and dies of shock*
by Some Guy Who Is Some Guy May 18, 2015
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