Masterbaition O'clock

Masterbaition O'clock

The time of day someone likes to masterbait or beat there meat

Chris: looks like Masterbaition O'clock
Edan: what the fuck is that

Chris: the time of day I like to masterbait

by Crispymemerboi February 4, 2019

mastertainter

Expert in the art of taint tickling. Being a master in manipulating the skin between the chocolate starfish and the mountain oysters for pleasure.

Jackson was having his taint tickled and screamed out “hoo new, hoo new Trudie was a mastertainter!”

by Taint Right III September 16, 2023

massterbaitor

n. The top ranking Massachusetts fisherman.

Quint from Jaws was a massterbaitor.

by mpb '72 May 1, 2008

Extreme masterbating

When you have jerked it so long that it wil pop a boner for the rest of your life.

My dad did a ''Extreme masterbating'' yesterday

by WKalas December 29, 2016

Masterbasting

Self pleasuring involving a basting brush.

We realised he was masterbasting when we kept finding the basting brush in his room.

by howieman December 26, 2009

Naturistic Masterbating

Where a person who has ran out of ideas to save trees or a nature preserve and has to go to extmere mesasures. Naturistic Masterbation is where a strong point is being made and to stop the man and to give in to his demands. Even if it means getting into nature.

Oh my god! Will that guy stop Naturistic Masterbating. Just let the man be with his trees!

by Mark Jackson. January 17, 2009

Masterwaiting

when you trying to jack off but things keep bothering you causing you to have to cover up and start again.

"dude are you done yet" "ya finally my phone kept ringing i was masterwaiting for a while there"

by misticman March 3, 2011