the act of a girl sticking her pinky finger or thumb up a guys ass while giving him a blow job in order to "heighten the pleasure"
Guy1- " Man, Misty broke up with me!"
Guy2- "Why??"
Guy1- "i asked her to Massey me"
Guy2- "epic fail, dude"
Guy2- "Why??"
Guy1- "i asked her to Massey me"
Guy2- "epic fail, dude"
by <3aLLi<3 April 29, 2011
Get the Massey mug.Someone who after befriending actively alienates you from your existing friend groups.
These people are cunning and outgoing, usually with some personal affliction that they use as a means to justify their actions to themselves.
The friendship that is established is used as a means to extract information about their target (personality flaws, insecurities, inner thoughts, goals, opinions etc.).
This information is then conveyed in a passive aggressive manner to others.
Easily identifiable by one key attribute: the image that is created about the person they are talking about will at first harshly clash with their targets personality (though at the time, the passive aggressive manor of the delivery of this information will not invoke concern or doubt in what is being said). However, if the victim is not warned and/or remains oblivious to this betrayal, clear similarities in what is being said about them will be seen in the behavior of this victim.
e.g.:
1) The rumor that a target is irrationally paranoid hits a school from a friend of this target.
2) No one confronts the target with this information.
3) The target becomes apparent that something is being said about him or her behind their back.
4) Paranoia is evoked in the target.
5) The credibility of the lie is increased and positive associations with the teller of this lie are propagated while the discreditably of the victim is increased.
6) The lie becomes truth and is actively seen in the victim.
These people are cunning and outgoing, usually with some personal affliction that they use as a means to justify their actions to themselves.
The friendship that is established is used as a means to extract information about their target (personality flaws, insecurities, inner thoughts, goals, opinions etc.).
This information is then conveyed in a passive aggressive manner to others.
Easily identifiable by one key attribute: the image that is created about the person they are talking about will at first harshly clash with their targets personality (though at the time, the passive aggressive manor of the delivery of this information will not invoke concern or doubt in what is being said). However, if the victim is not warned and/or remains oblivious to this betrayal, clear similarities in what is being said about them will be seen in the behavior of this victim.
e.g.:
1) The rumor that a target is irrationally paranoid hits a school from a friend of this target.
2) No one confronts the target with this information.
3) The target becomes apparent that something is being said about him or her behind their back.
4) Paranoia is evoked in the target.
5) The credibility of the lie is increased and positive associations with the teller of this lie are propagated while the discreditably of the victim is increased.
6) The lie becomes truth and is actively seen in the victim.
"She's completely masseying his ass. It's so god damn funny. The poor asshole doesn't even know it."
"That's a typical masseyer if I ever did see one."
"Douchbag, that a fucking lie. You're being massey right there my friend. Cold!"
"That's a typical masseyer if I ever did see one."
"Douchbag, that a fucking lie. You're being massey right there my friend. Cold!"
by Pewpewnomnomnom. December 27, 2008
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by massusey babe August 26, 2009
Get the masseusey bitch mug.duh-masses (noun) opposite of conspiracy theorists. believes everything the government and mainstream media tell them. proud not to be conspiracy theorists. sheeple.
most all the mainstreamers, most of the republicans, democrats and tea partiers and ANYBODY WHO USES THE ABUSE BUTTON for any reason BUT ESPECIALLY TO SILENCE OPINIONS, NEWS OR CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES THAT DIFFERS FROM YOURS.
From dictionary.com (pertaining to, involving, or affecting a large number of people) – “masses”
From dictionary.com (slang an ironic response to a question or statement, implying that the speaker is stupid or that the reply is obvious)- “duh”
thus forming the group “duh-masses”.
most all the mainstreamers, most of the republicans, democrats and tea partiers and ANYBODY WHO USES THE ABUSE BUTTON for any reason BUT ESPECIALLY TO SILENCE OPINIONS, NEWS OR CONTROVERSIAL ISSUES THAT DIFFERS FROM YOURS.
From dictionary.com (pertaining to, involving, or affecting a large number of people) – “masses”
From dictionary.com (slang an ironic response to a question or statement, implying that the speaker is stupid or that the reply is obvious)- “duh”
thus forming the group “duh-masses”.
those conspiracy theroists are some critical thinkers, their theories are scary but i don't agree because i'm a mainstreamer and proud to be one of the duh-masses
by Rebels50 November 22, 2011
Get the duh-masses mug.A term used to describe a group of people whos personality, mannerisms, and general way of life represents a large portion of particular areas in society.
The term was first originated by three young men at McGill University, and is mainly used in a condescending manner towards someone you cannot have a genuine relationship with.
The term was first originated by three young men at McGill University, and is mainly used in a condescending manner towards someone you cannot have a genuine relationship with.
by Ali Taghikhani February 20, 2011
Get the masses mug.A Massel is a creature of habit. Constantly obsessed with the pursuit of well prepared food and giggly women, the Massel lives primarily for himself in a cave-like arena sometimes coated with mayonnaise but usually consisting of chicken pieces. The Massel tends to develop and sustain high levels of testosterone, venting them on unsuspecting females by producing his meat sausage on random occasions. Prone to high octane discussion, a typical Massel quite often finds himself involved in heavy argument which always results in the Massel being right.
by Rob July 14, 2004
Get the Massel mug.A german word used in various situations to express that something is different than usual. Direct translation of it would be mass and the usage isnt that different. It can also be used similar to wicked.
Usually it is used without much sentence surrounding it, as it is an expression of surprise, awe, amazement, shock etc.
Most of the times, the 'e' is stretched.
If anything, german verbs like "verteilt" (distributed) or "gekriegt" (got) are added.
It can also be used if there's lots of sth around.
In rare cases, it has been used as replacement for a "Hello" or "Hi".
Usually it is used without much sentence surrounding it, as it is an expression of surprise, awe, amazement, shock etc.
Most of the times, the 'e' is stretched.
If anything, german verbs like "verteilt" (distributed) or "gekriegt" (got) are added.
It can also be used if there's lots of sth around.
In rare cases, it has been used as replacement for a "Hello" or "Hi".
Witnessing a hard football tackling, you'd stand up yelling:
"MASSEEEE!"
After a pub fight were you had to take the hits, you'd say:
"Masse gekriegt!"
After a pub fight you won, you'd say:
"Masse verteilt!"
If you enter a pub with a lot of fine looking girls in it, you'd go:
"Masse an mädels!" or just "Masse!" with a glance in your eye so your mates would know what your on about.
"MASSEEEE!"
After a pub fight were you had to take the hits, you'd say:
"Masse gekriegt!"
After a pub fight you won, you'd say:
"Masse verteilt!"
If you enter a pub with a lot of fine looking girls in it, you'd go:
"Masse an mädels!" or just "Masse!" with a glance in your eye so your mates would know what your on about.
by Saverio January 6, 2005
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