Ryan Marx

Some curly haired chicken fucker who is on the spectrum. Often has no patience and his first reaction to everything is anger even if his mum bought him a car... angry. Also Daddies money. Most likely dates the dead carcass of a bulldog that can be plotted in cylindrical coordinates. Jerks off to anime and attempts to suck his own dick at least once a month.

Wow this Stromboli is being a real Ryan Marx

by Chrissssssssssssssyah October 25, 2018

Gaucho Marx

A cowboy of the South-American pampas who also famously starred on the big screen.

Indiana Jones's father, Henry Sr., disgustedly quips that he "should have sent his diary to the Marx Brothers" instead of mailing it to his son Indy, who unwittingly brought the book all the way back to Germany and thus made it available for the Nazis to use for nefarious purposes. What's amusing about this statement is that both Indy and Gaucho Marx played cowboy figures.

by QuacksO August 31, 2019

Scarlette Marx

a friend who's just as real as my dignity

Hey Scarlette Marx-- enjoy your definition! Sucks to be you if you think any simp would make you a word in any dictionary!

by emotional salami December 14, 2020

Midwestern Marx

A bunch of edgy people that haven't left their teenage holodomor denial phase. They continuously make the left look bad with their constant genocide denial (they denied Srebrenica) and their supporting of the CCP. Also, they said that Rich Men North of Richmond was a "socialist song"

Don't waste your time with Midwestern Marx, just pick up the bread book or read some Proudhon.

Person 1: I just came across a group of tankies that were waving around placards and chanting "STALIN FOR WORLD PEACE!"
Person 2: That's what you call a Midwestern Marx.

by BrahRebleck August 21, 2023

karl marx

A secluded individual who had few friends if any, shunned by his family, and society, and who died decades before anyone took him seriously.

" Karl Marx was my friend "

" Was he your best friend? "

" No, I was his "

" Wow, how sad "

" Hey! Shutup....although he did grab tight on my leg everytime I told him I had to go. "

by Bill Abnovsky August 26, 2006

Karl Marx

My favorite Marx brother.

Karl Marx wrote the Communist Manifesto.

by Disillusioned Hippie October 10, 2005

Karl Marx

.Lived 1818-1883
.German historian
.Social scientist
.Revolutionary
.Wrote Communist Manifestowith Fredrich Engles in 1848
.Wrote Das Kapital in 1867

"i get wet dreams thinking about communism"
"Tell that to Cambodia, you lazy fuck"

Go on..Quiz me on Marx...i dares ya..

by kimmy booth June 12, 2005