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Draco Malfoy

The cutest person to ever exist, misunderstood, deserves a happy life!!!!!!! Plays a "villain" in Harry Potter but is clearly not, he had bad influences all his life and is taught to be on the "dark side" what else would you expect him to do? Almost has to kill Dumbledore and breaks down because he says if he doesn't..."I will be killed". His parents are gross people and he is an angel and I love him so much.
Friend 1: Hey is that Draco Malfoy?
Friend 2: He is the cutest person to ever exist! He deserves better!
Friend 1: Draco!!!
by hhehehe July 31, 2020
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Marco Polio

President Franklin Delano Roosevelt's favorite game, often played at executive pool parties and other shindigs.
An average game of Marco Polio...

"Marco!"
"Polio!"
"Hey, fish out of wheelchair!"
"Dammit Truman..."
by SCBacon March 12, 2010
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malfoylicious

Malfoylicious -
Having Malfoy like qualities in looks and/or demeanor.
"Heyyy, that guy with the long bleach blonde hair is SOO malfoylicious."
"Dude, did you see that guy? He's soo malfoylicious."
by Ruthi! January 2, 2009
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Marco Island

One of the most boring places on Earth. Filled with angry and confused old people, Marco Island is one of the ten thousand little shits floating around in a gigantic toilet.

There is absolutely nothing to do; and if you are seen walking around in the middle of the day, you will be looked down upon for not driving around everywhere like a little snob, even though the island is so fucking small.
The largest and worst part of the Ten Thousand Islands.

The graveyard is known as the one of the biggest attractions on the island. Seriously.

You won't find more hatred directed towards children from old people than you would in Marco Island.
by Harry Norris May 18, 2008
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Draco Malfoy

The hottest, most amazing, and did I mention HOTTEST character in Harry Potter. STEP BACK POTTAH, YOU'VE GOT COMPETITION!
"Hey! You know draco Malfoy?"
"Yeah he's so f*cking hot, like omg!"
"Oh. He's my least favourite character."
"Come over here so I can beat you up!"
by Dragon Beast Slayer August 2, 2019
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Manfoliate

To use one's stuble as sandpaper against a female's face when close. This often creates feminine irritation and redness on the cheek, neck, forehead and/or chin area.

Requirements: 5 o'clock shadow or worse.
Amy: "Ugh, John didn't shave the past few days and he totally manfoliated my left cheek."

Jenn: "What a dick!"
by Patrick Devereaux January 2, 2012
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Marcolitis

When you get so drunk, you throw up all over the place, and wake up the next morning asking your friends what happened.
Marcello: "Yo you trynna get fucked up tonight?"
Louis: "Yes, lad, like Marco in Cuba last thanksgiving."
Alex: " Damn, bro too faded, Marcolitis type of shit!"
by alexpreite May 25, 2017
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