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There once was a man from Nantucket. Whose dick was so long he could suck it. While wearing a grin and wiping his chin if the roof had a cunt, he'd fuck it.
There once was a man from Nantucket. (Explained)

A man who was born and raised within the confines of the isle Nantucket which is located in Massachusetts. Was aware of his spectacular endowment and so therefore felt ambiguous enough to want to fuck his own ceiling whilst imagining it had a vagina to do so.

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by moekatoek March 23, 2021
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mantucky

A small farm town in Illinois named Mansfield. At one time most of the residents had relocated there from Kentucky. Hence the nickname “Mantucky.”
Y’ant to go up to Mantucky tonight to the tracta pulls? They oughta be some fat chics with tattoos hangin there.
by Pull My Fanger January 6, 2018
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Nantucket Ninja

If you're fucking your woman from behind, right as you're about to cum you karate chop the back of her neck to render her unconscious and thereby causing a contraction of her vagina which adds to your pleasure. The key to yell "Hiya!" right at the point you administer the karate chop.
Dude, I gave your sister the Nantucket Ninja last night and not only did I have the best orgasm of my life, but she doesn't remember a thing!
by Graham Rayburn February 16, 2008
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Nantucket Handshake

Lay your chick face down on the floor, and proceed to bang her. When you're about to finish pull out and shoot your load in your hand. Then use that same hand to help her back up.
I gave that dirty girl the old Dirty Sanchez, then finished the night off with a Nantucket Handshake.
by GortonFisherman April 8, 2008
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Nantucket

A fictional city where a guy lives and this gifted man can perform autofellatio on himself. And apparently likes it!
There once was a man from Nantucket, who had a dick sooo long he could suck it!
He said with a grin,
Wiping sperm from his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would Fuck it!"
by RobYo June 19, 2008
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Nantucket Red

An essential part of the douchebag uniform.* Pair with it what you will - popped collar polo shirts or Dave Matthews Band t-shirts; Smathers & Branson belt or no belt at all; loafers, deck shoes, or flip flops; any baseball cap worn by a person over 17 -- it is the one constant, unifying thread, an unflagging sign of asshattery. Can also be referred to in an homage to a bard whose name is long forgotten as "dick-suck-it reds."

* Note: Like the Jeep Cherokee, it is acceptable for women and adolescents to own nantucket reds; it is only a sign of douchebaggery in adult males. However, even women and children should only wear them after careful consideration.
Hitler: Let's have the Waffen SS wear Nantucket red pants for their uniform! That would look snappy!

Mr Hugo Boss: Mein Fuhrer, while that clearly conveys an asshole vibe, it is hardly intimidating. I recommend sticking with grey, black or olive.

Hitler: Ja, you're right. Can I still use it for the draperies in my bunker?
by el hombre corriendo January 1, 2009
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Nantucket Sleighride

WHALING.... DUDE a "Natucket Sleighride" is a WHALING term....

Dear God....
Example.... isnt it pretty self explainatory?
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