manatee

Nature's speedbump.

Thump
Was that a wave?
No, it was just a fat useless manatee.

by waddle May 6, 2003

The Manatee

When a man and a woman go to a buffet and pig out until their belly's are poking out and they are uncomfortable. They then go home, turn on the heat, strip naked and engage in the most wild, uncomfomfortable and sweaty sex.

Chica #1: How was dinner last night with Julio?

Chica #2: Oh my goodness chica, we did The Manatee.

by Julio Rumundo May 29, 2008

Manatee Fight

when someone starts mouthing or giving you the stink eye, you run up with your arms spread wide or at your sides and repeatedly bump your chest into their chest until they submit to your greatness

-"That dude keeps looking at me weird"
-"Manatee fight!"

by MC Bubbles November 27, 2011

Manatee Punch

Knocking a girl out with a person's stomach while tittyfucking her.

Taylor manatee punched a girl the other night and now she has a black eye.

by Devotoare April 3, 2015

manatee

A confident, tomboyish, and often large woman with a low voice, who is capable of impersonating and often out-doing the male singing voice.

I love Nina Simone's music. Her voice is so deep, and she sings with a ton of soul. That woman is a manatee.

by Jammd June 20, 2011

Manatee

Tasty little motherfuckers. Best served with a side of sea turtle stew and something else a little more endangered.

Also: When you're doing a mondo fat chick and take a taco (green) shit on her face.

They don't call Manatees sea cows for nothin'.

You like that seaweed, don't you?

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

Land Manatee

Noun: A large, gelatinous woman who's tits look like she's carrying a large pizza under each arm. Host to Kankles, FUPA's, (fat upper pussy area,) and major back cleavage. Usually found with at least 17 items in the ten item or less line at your local Wal-mart, haggling the clerk over the validity of expired Little Debbie coupons. Often times riding electric scooters designated for the handicapped, though their sense of entitlement suggests they deserve them more. NEVER step between a land manatee and it's prey. Like hippos, they are responsible for more deaths every year than lions and sharks combined. Especially if you step on their chalupa FUPA...

"Holy FUCK, bro! Do you see the GIRTH on that Gorgon?"
"Yeah, man. That is a fucking land manatee... Back away slowly before she stampedes.I don't feel like being gored... "

by PhillipHarass October 11, 2014