Man

1. Male human beings

2. A group, like any other, needs to be taken one at a

time. Some are assholes, like their female counterparts, and others are gentlemen. Have lots of testosterone, so scientifically, think about violence and sex more than women. Not all the time. Again, we may think of sex more than females, but not every single waking moment of our lives.

3. The gender that is bashed constantly on here by feminazis who ruin the feminist belief, mainly because of the misogynists on this site who write stupid sex acts. I can bet my life that these "men" are not really "men" at all, but horny 12 year old boys behind a computer screen.

Ladies, before you judge, there are multiple definitions of men themselves (me included) who protest and are against these definitions. Saying "all men are sexist assholes" is a chauvinistic comment on it's own. Two wrongs don't make a right.
Mary hates all 3 billion men on the planet because a bunch of horny 13 year old virgins wrote misogynistic "definitions" on some website called "Urbandictionary.com".

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And now, I must use the word "man" in my example.
by I. Hate. Making. Namessssss. August 23, 2010
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A type of unneeded disgusting stinky filthy retarded moving pile of shitty garbage with strong hallucinations and inferiority complexes, often with a lot of vomit-inducing pubic-like hair all over them and a lot of destructive intentions and vile thoughts that must be beaten with the hardest and preferably molten objects until their death as soon as you see them. Other methods such as mutilating the most disgusting and ugliest thing you'll ever see in between their legs and leaving them hanging upside down until they bleed out can also be used. ;)
Person 1: Look! A man!
Person 2: You got the blade?
Person 1: Yeap!
Person 2 (with a grin): Ok, let's go do some cleaning! :D
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Man in the 21st Century is like no other time, for example: Kid Rock and Snoop Dog got together and made a cheer/ theme song about ordering women to get on their knees and defiling their faces for disgusting, cruel "fun" time and also THOT is too popular to remove from the Urban Dictionary. Man is Malignant And Narcissistic.
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Better than a woman.
The smarter of the 2 sexes.
Always more reasonable, even with a non-sober thinking pattern.
The person who makes the mess, not clean it up.
Came first, and usually does..so deal with it.
Eats the sandwich.
Drives well if not asian.
Enjoys a nice week of not showering, so you should too.
Jeff: A woman tried to tell me what to do, then I reminded her that she was a woman.

Mike: Yeah a real man doesn't listen to those walking vaginas.
by TheManliestOfMen March 09, 2009
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1. A Male (Human)

to be brief, 90% of the definitions of man have been putting-down men. some of them say this is ok, because "men have wrote shti about women"

well
1. do you really want to go down to the level of insults?
if you do, be my guest, just dont involve me

2. there HAVE BEEN POSITIVE DEFINITIONS. dont agree weith me? HOW ABOUT YOU READ THEM
what i am-A MAN

not a "pissed of, determined girl"

i am a MALE

I say what I Mean, when i Need/Want to, and USE MY HEAD.
(you think guys are stupid? how many female Einstines have ther been? Abe lincolns? Jesuses? NONE. 0. ZIPPO ZILCH NADA CERO.

that, is all I have to say
by dddavidp December 19, 2010
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Man in the 21st Century is like no other time, for example: Kid Rock and Snoop Dog got together and made a cheer/ theme song about ordering women to get on their knees and defiling their faces for disgusting, cruel "fun" time and also THOT is too popular to remove from the Urban Dictionary. Man is Malignant And Narcissistic.
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