A condition in which your sleep schedule is horribly messed up.
Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.
Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
Severe sleep madness can occur if in your attempt to cure yourself of sleep madness by pulling some stunt, you make it worse.
Such "cures" include:
1) staying up too long to 'readjust' your schedule: e.g. since you woke up at 4, stay up for 28 hours and then you'll be golden.
2) exercising a lot to get tired and go to bed sooner.
3) sleeping a less in order to get tired enough to go to bed at a reasonable hour the next day.
The cures are almost always failures because they are difficult to do correctly, and usually backfire.
1:
Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.
2:
Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
Jeff: Oh god I stayed out too late on a Wednesday and ended up going to bed at 3, but then I slept for 12 hours instead of 5 somehow and now I'm screwed.
Tom: Dude, you've got sleep madness. Nothing for it but to stay up until tomorrow evening and then go to bed.
Jeff: yeah but that won't work either, I'll just make it worse.
2:
Jeremy: so I woke up at 4pm yesterday. I figured I'd just stay up for 28 hours or so and solve my problem.. but somehow I got really tired at like 11am and couldn't deal so I went to take a short nap (you know, to make it until a reasonable bedtime). But instead, my alarm didn't wake me up and these beer nuts and guiness I'm having are breakfast. I've got the sleep madness real bad.
Chris: yeah that's some pretty bad sleep madness.
by someguy37474 November 22, 2009
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A term describing the month in which Dish Network subscribers get extremely mad because they can not watch NCAA basketball tournaments on CBS.
by Scifience March 10, 2004
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Colleges have midnight celebrations including split squad games and slam dunk contests
Colleges have midnight celebrations including split squad games and slam dunk contests
After we watch Doug Wiggins throw down a reverse 360 at Midnight Madness, we're going to Carriage House.
by FlawlessWalrus April 18, 2006
Get the Midnight Madness mug.A tradition that takes place in, you guessed it - march! The tradition however is not the typical bracketology-induced, acc/big east/big 10/pac 10/sec douchebaggery that everyone talks about around this time. March Madness is a time to get to know yourself. Physically for the most part but that doesn't mean that you can simply ignore the mental aspects!
March 1 - jerk it once.
March 2 - spank it twice.
March 3 - Yes. show your boy some love three times.
Etc, etc, etc.
This is serious. Don't underestimate yourself. Don't overestimate yourself. Just know that no ones hands besides yours can be used. A girl cannot be present for the evil deed(s) to count. Porn is suggested. A creative imagination is required. Tips: lube and celery (raises sperm count!!)
Caution: blisters may occur. Self-loathing will occur. Mental illness is definitely a possibility for those of you who actually make it to March 10 and beyond.
Good luck. Godspeed.
Damn Proud =)
March 1 - jerk it once.
March 2 - spank it twice.
March 3 - Yes. show your boy some love three times.
Etc, etc, etc.
This is serious. Don't underestimate yourself. Don't overestimate yourself. Just know that no ones hands besides yours can be used. A girl cannot be present for the evil deed(s) to count. Porn is suggested. A creative imagination is required. Tips: lube and celery (raises sperm count!!)
Caution: blisters may occur. Self-loathing will occur. Mental illness is definitely a possibility for those of you who actually make it to March 10 and beyond.
Good luck. Godspeed.
Damn Proud =)
1)Who's your picks for March Madness??
-It's me man. Just me.
2)How's your day goin' man??
-I'll be honest, all this March Madness is causing me to lose some motivation. I'll prevail though. I believe in myself. My member has never failed me before.
-It's me man. Just me.
2)How's your day goin' man??
-I'll be honest, all this March Madness is causing me to lose some motivation. I'll prevail though. I believe in myself. My member has never failed me before.
by d fucking jones March 2, 2009
Get the march madness mug.Noun - An emotional state one may enter into in which everything seems hilarious regardless of relevance or innate humor. Usually characterized by uncontrollable laughter coupled with tears.
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