high maintenance friend

a friend who always has drama in his/her life; who gets pissed at friends over stupid things and is ALWAYS mad and talking shit about someone

S would always be aggravated at one of her friends, keeping them on some sort of "probation".....what a high maintenance friend- that's why I had to drop her

by Meadow Soprano October 23, 2005

Why maintenance?

Someone who is high maintenance and really just isn't even worth it

Guy1: "Mikes new girlfriend is so damn needy and she's beat."
Guy2: "ya totally high maintenance! "
Guy1: "You mean why maintenance? Hahaha"

by G-MacbookPro_witdaRetinaScreen December 15, 2014

Percussive Maintenance

The act of striking an object with force, usually with your hand or foot, but can also be done with an object such as a hammer, in order to get it to work properly again.

*BAM BAM BAM BAM*

"Dear, what is that noise?" "It's okay, I'm just performing a little percussive maintenance on the TV."

by Nemephosis July 28, 2013

buzz maintenance

Once buzzed, the amount of alcohol needed to sustain one’s drunkenness.

Guy 1: Yo man it’s been 15 minutes, I need another beer for buzz maintenance!

Guy 2: Word.

by Dreamz January 20, 2008

Bean Maintenance

Exciting and masterbating the clitoris utilizing any number of instruments including your finger, your tongue, a vibrator, a penis. can be self administered or administered by other(s).

Catherine needed a little bean maintenance, so I gently slipped my finger into her panties and rubbed her clit as she began to moan.

by Markiwi September 14, 2006

Concussive Maintenance

The use of open palm strikes to repair malfunctioning equipment.

The computer screen is crooked from years of concussive maintenance.

by Bytemeister July 25, 2011

cooler maintenance

The art,(it is truely an art!)of keeping the cooler organized,free of water and full of ice and consumables. re-stocking the cooler with beverage as needed and making sure none of them are warm or skunky.

jack: on our yearly trip to englishtown i usually do the "cooler maintenance" we all bring beers.
ryan: dude, i'll bring copious amounts of meat for the grill
phil: i'll bring my garmin and i'll try not to throw up
scott: ummm, yeah, wow, i can't go guys, sorry. but if i do go i'll bring two 36 packs of brew.
bob: i'll bring my breathing machine. and tell fuck stories.
jay: i'll try not to bang any under age girls, nugggah ! !

by Jack de wack June 26, 2008