Post Malone

1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.

Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"

by A Human Male July 12, 2018

Milon

A great guy with an amazing smile and huge heart. A procrastinator but gets it done. He's got trust issues but if you stay by him, he'll open up. In relationships he doesn't always do or say the right thing but he does try. A milon is an amazing person and you want him in your life (even if he makes it hard sometimes)

Friend: Girl this dude pisses me off sometimes but idk what I would do without him
Friend she's talking to: Girl you must have a milon

by SomeoneAnon May 27, 2017

mailynn

she's super sexy and al the guys want her. She usually Asian (Asian name) and is super cute and pretty. She gets straight A's and is a bad biddie. She's an awesome friend to have and you don't wanna lose her.

Mailynn is always there for me. Should I ask her out? Dude! Don't! She just got out a relationship with Jacob! You're right.

by radical;) March 14, 2017

Malon

A red headed girl who appears in Zelda: Ocarina of Time, who lives at Lon Lon Ranch. She teachs Link Epona's song which is her mothers song. She likes horses and likes to sing. She also has a crush on Link!

by MoonGirl September 4, 2003

Mailson Mandela

Referring to Nelson Mandela who was in prison for 27 years. Mailson is referring to losing your mail key and unable to check your mail for an extended amount of time.

Nick: so what did you think of the muppets on ice show?

Ryan: Mailson Mandela. I missed it because the tickets were in my mailbox.

by HarersRinTheBuilding June 28, 2011

mailyn💁🏻 ♀️

the funniest most friendliest bitch in allentown. she has the most fattest luxury ass and thighs ya would ever want. shes a friend you will need to keep fr she a real one. she talks sm shit but knows how to fight 💪🏻. shes one in a billion

“mailyn💁🏻 ♀️ has a fat ass mf”
“ong”

by the6thgraderthathasafatass December 27, 2021

Junk Mailing

Gloryholing through a mailbox.

Ashlynn was Junk Mailing her boyfriend when i walked by

by kuudez April 22, 2011