Maloba

A bald & very sexy male, who entices women with his magnificent charm, breath & nostrils hairs. He tends to dislike F.F.U with a passion, although they refer to him as their mum since he was the one who brought them about and taught them to be who they are today! This character also has a habit of calling small boys to gather in bathrooms with him whenever there are power cuts. #AWKWARD
But don't be fooled to think that he is weak and gay cause he isn't, in fact he is force to be reckoned with cause once your in trouble with him he will first make you "shut up! just shut up!" and then " you will go home aloooone!" "Just gow!"

#FFU

Student 1: Did you hear?
Student 2: Hear what!?
Student 1: FFU are in big trouble!!
Student 2: Le'me guess Malooooba got them there?
Student 1: Yuuup! maloba did. . .

by F.F.U April 2, 2012

snake in the mailbox

Darlton's codename for the third season finale of LOST. They likened this finale to when you get home and open your mailbox and you're like "WHOA!!" because there's a snake in it.

I can't wait to see the snake in the mailbox tomorrow night.

by Simon of the Desert June 10, 2007

Mailbox Mobbin'

The act of going around a neighborhood, usually in a vehicle of some kind, and using a variety of objects, primarily pumpkins, to fuck up some people's mailboxes.

Hey Kevin, guess what we did last night." "What Cameron?" "We went mailbox mobbin' and totally fucked some nigga's shit up. Cost $1500 in damages that they can't pay with all that child support!

by Camelspoon October 21, 2010

mailb0xjeevas

That one mello simp, who's got mello

person: have you heard of a mailb0xjeevas

Person 2: yeah mello left nina for them i think

by mailb0xjeevasfan May 28, 2021

mailbox millionaire

a welfare recipient who behaves as if they are rich, spending cash the week after receiving their government check only to be broke for the three weeks remaining until their next payday.

During the first week of the month, Walmart is filled with mailbox millionaires.

by minasue October 11, 2013

Mailbox Head

Having a large and squarish head that resembles a mailbox. A lot of the times people with mailbox heads eat ass. occasionally they will have spiked or raised hair resembling the flag on a mailbox.

"Have you seen that dude grant? He got a Mailbox Head."

by DatManT January 15, 2017

Massachusettes Mailbag

A sexual act in which 200 men form a circle around a woman, coming into a mailbag one at a time until the bag is filled with the sperm of every man. The woman in the center of the circle is then hit in the face repeatedly with the bag.

An alternate form of this act is called the Massachusettes Mailbag "Charleston Chew," in which the man who hits the woman with the bag proceedes to shit into the woman's mouth.

Henry wondered why Sally wasn't at work, but then he remembered that she was still recovering from that crazy Massachusettes Mailbag on Sunday.

by Scottimius September 6, 2008