A person who drinks magnums regularly whilst attending private school, unable to get hired by fast food chains such as Taco Bell and is sh!t at finding mums Facebooks
by Shotta123 May 15, 2021
by xtomedgex July 10, 2010
When your partner is laying down, face up, straddle his/her chest, and while receiving oral from your partner, shit on his/her chest, giving that bushy, hairy chest look, just like Thomas Magnum, from Magnum P.I.
Honey, my chest was a little moist and warm last night when you gave me the Thomas Magnum treatment.
by MochaDiet March 20, 2012
Very tight, upper-thigh length shorts that were popular in the 1980's and were a staple of Tom Selleck's wardrobe in the popular television series Magnum P.I. These shorts usually clearly outline one's package and leave nothing to the imagination. Frequently worn by those with a mullet.
I was out of clean clothes so I threw on some Magnum PI's. I spent all day tucking back the meat to keep from playin turtle and scaring the locals.
by Salvadore McGillicutty June 17, 2008
A handgun cartridge based on the .38 special. A handgun chambered in .357 magnum can generally utilize the .38 special cartridge.
A gun marked .38 special cannot use a .357 magnum cartridge. Using such a cartridge may cause said handgun to explode.
Please ignore the author on here who claims "you don't blow up a .38 caliber gun by shootings .357s through it".
He is not correct!!!
Attempting to shoot a .357 magnum cartridge through a firearm chambered in .38 special is dangerous!
A gun marked .38 special cannot use a .357 magnum cartridge. Using such a cartridge may cause said handgun to explode.
Please ignore the author on here who claims "you don't blow up a .38 caliber gun by shootings .357s through it".
He is not correct!!!
Attempting to shoot a .357 magnum cartridge through a firearm chambered in .38 special is dangerous!
Officer: "I do not have confidence in my weapon's ability to neutralize a suspect."
Firearm Dealer: "Have you considered upgrading to a weapon chambered in .357 magnum?"
Firearm Dealer: "Have you considered upgrading to a weapon chambered in .357 magnum?"
by J. Lotta August 28, 2010
A brand of condoms, designed for "extra large" sized dicks... however, most often purchased by men who are barely above average and could have saved themselves the extra five bucks... mostly with the intent that it will slide off inside the receiving hole, resulting in better sensation, pregnancy and herpes.
Drugstore Cashier: OMG! He's so cute AND he just bought Magnum XL condoms... he must be huge!
Condom user *internal dialog*: damn I hope this shit comes off when I'm hittin' that ass... cause I know I ain't gonna feel nothin' in that torn up pussy if it don't
Condom user *internal dialog*: damn I hope this shit comes off when I'm hittin' that ass... cause I know I ain't gonna feel nothin' in that torn up pussy if it don't
by legitimate MagnumXL user June 24, 2006
Magnum Tonic Wine is a fortified tonic wine that has found great acceptance in Jamaica and the Caribbean. A unique ready-to-drink offering that is bottled at 16.5% alc/vol, Magnum is made with Vigorton 2, which includes iron, minerals and vitamin B6.
by Marlow90 September 11, 2020