National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.

“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”

by SchleppBot April 28, 2020

I'm on my days

Shorter phrase to say someone is on their period.

Sophia: I'm on my days, my stomach hurts really bad

by yourmomishotash September 10, 2023

National They Wasted My Time Day

On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.

“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “

by yobitchhhass August 2, 2022

Oh my days

Someone that says this is so cool and definitely not a grandma. People that say this are always full of energy and awesome.

“Oh my days that’s so awesome!!”

by abcdefgfiJP June 23, 2022

Oh my days

Someone that says this is so cool and definitely not a grandma. People that say this are awesome and full of energy!!

“Oh my days, that’s amazing news!”

by abcdefgfiJP June 23, 2022

national wasted my time day

Oct. 12th is the day to post people who wasted your time!

girl: hey it's national wasted my time day!

boy: oh let me go post my ex girlfriend!

by kankei October 11, 2022

My ass crack day

sniff yo ass crack in October 20

"yo it's my ass crack day, let me sniff yo ass"

by muíamor October 19, 2019