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mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker 

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".
"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

mushroom head penis 

A penis with a very large head
" His dick is the mushroom head penis type, with the girth of the head much larger than the shaft, as many women like."

Mushroom Garden

When a nuclear/atomic bomb is dropped, the smoke from the all the energy rises up and resembles that of a mushroom.

When many nuclear/atomic bombs are dropped, you now have what resembles that of a Mushroom Garden.
1. Japan decides to attack United States again for whatever reason, seeing as how they didn't learn the 1st time when only 2 bombs were dropped. This time United States drop a nuclear bomb on every single Japanese city; Japan now resemble a Mushroom Garden.

2. WW3 has went nuclear, every country that posses nuclear weapons launches them at their adversaries; the world now resembles a Mushroom Garden.
Mushroom Garden by iamwhoiamnot November 7, 2010

mushroom pudding 

When you hate yourself so much that you mix vanilla yogurt and cream of mushroom and eat it like the garbage you are
Hey. I’ve been feeling down. I think I’ll just make some mushroom pudding

Mushroom Slider 

When a chick is giving a massive blow job, stops and puts a line of cocaine on your cock, snorts it, then proceeds to deep throat said cock until she gags
This bitch gave me the meanest mushroom slider ever!

Mushroom Tart 

An dirty, smelly, unwashed bellend head glans of the penis. Typically made dirty from sweat, dirt, smegma or failure to clean up post coitus. Usually the condition is discovered by an unsuspecting lover initiating oral sex.
Rachel went down on Carl after he got home from a long day of construction work and wound up with a Mushroom Tart in her mouth.
Mushroom Tart by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015