A situation where a brother and sister are engaged in a session of 69. At some point (sometimes unintentionally) both parties braces become entangled in the other party's pubic hair, leaving each member no choice but to forcefully detach each member's pubic hair while still entangled in their braces. hence; the name lawn mower. (see:Cincinnati Wool Teeth)
Named after Cincinnati, the location of the first documented case.
Named after Cincinnati, the location of the first documented case.
Mother: Brian now you and your sister have braces at the same time! How cute!
Friend: Yeah Fitz! How Cute!
Brian: Yeah, whats even cuter is the Cincinnati Lawn Mower we had after the orthodontist appointment.
Friend: Yeah Fitz! How Cute!
Brian: Yeah, whats even cuter is the Cincinnati Lawn Mower we had after the orthodontist appointment.
by luckiePee-air November 4, 2009
Get the Cincinnati Lawn Mowermug. When you and your sexual partner are outside in a grassy area doing it doggy style, and the female orgasms, planting her face in the grass and effectively cutting it with her teeth. Process repeats in a new area, and the riding lawn mower is in action.
After they did the Riding Lawn Mower for a few hours, Andy and Vanessa could finally play soccer together on the newly cut lawn.
by seminiferoustubules March 7, 2010
Get the The Riding Lawn Mowermug. by manateefactgurl October 12, 2023
Get the Sea mower potatomug. A favorite method of torture used by the U.S.S.R in times of war to get confessions out of POWs, the common RLM is mistakenly enforced when a person receives head from a braceface while unshaven. The pubes then tangle into the “barbed wire” of the braces and then get torn out when the metal mouth pulls back. It is unfortunate for both, the receiving getting painful ingrown hairs while the perpetrator gets enough hair in their mouth to donate to “Locks For Love” to make wigs for cancer ridden children.
Victim:“OW! Ugh I’m still sore from last night!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
Random: “what do you mean?”
Victim: “Well, Caroline gave me QUITE a Russian lawn mower”
Random: “Oh I see... I hope this doesn’t worsen your male pattern baldness!”
by 6millionjews November 29, 2020
Get the Russian Lawn Mowermug. by Un-Virgined Oil April 7, 2021
Get the Lawn Mower Laughmug. Girl: "my gooch hurts!"
Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"
Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"
Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"
Girl (friend) : "wtf why?"
Girl: "johnny gave me a Cuban lawn mower last night"
Girl (friend) : "that's kinky!"
by Trinidad James d May 17, 2014
Get the Cuban lawn mowermug. A snowplough.
by bzmummy May 11, 2016
Get the Canadian lawn mowermug.