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Mongolian Butt Muncher

While having sex with a girl, you stick a burrito in her bum and then eat it.
by holysweetgoddamn! January 16, 2011
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Mongolian Hate Slam

A vicious move requiring great strength and more importantly a loose ass ho. You start having sex with a girl, get it all beat up like what, and then you just start fisting her. Stuff her like a turkey. Then just as she's about to come you pick her up with your hand inside of her and slam her down. Success.
Skank: Oooooo Ooooooooo Oooooo (that's moaning fools)
Me: Quit making so much noise or I'll hate slam you through the window!
by KillACommyForMommy April 11, 2005
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mongolian throatfuck

in the middle of getting head from your girl, she looks deep into your soul and becomes one with you while your dick is still in her mouth. once you have entered into her trance, she starts Mongolian throat singing in an extremely deep voice. she sucks your dick to the rhythm of her mesmerizing song until you cum in her mouth. at that point, she swallows your cum and releases a long 'ohm,' which then releases you from the deep trance
"hey man I heard that you got Mongolian throatfucked by that Asian looking girl last night"
" yeah dude it was crazy, it was like i was in some kind of trance or something"
fuck sex blowjob cum asian mongolian throat trance
by IndianChief69 October 28, 2015
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mongolian girls

girls of central asia,mix of mongolic and turkic tribes. They are curvy sexy with thick light brown to dark brown hair.
There is big diversity in their look. Some of them are blond,with green,grey eyes.
Their skin is from pale to light olive.
Guy1:Dude,this grils are hot.They look so exotic.Where do you think they are from?
Guy 2:No idea man. That one with wavy brown hair and hourglass body is so sexy.
Guy;1 I prefer the one with darker hair and full lips.But all of them are sexy man.
Guy 2;Come on.Let's go talk to them.
Guy 1; Hey girls,we were just trying to guess where you are from. You look so different
Girl1: We are mongolian girls.
by peterfamilyguy November 29, 2011
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Mongolian death lettuce

A robust type of weed that absolutely knocks you on your ass, makes you socially inept and absolutely requires that you can spend the next 2 hours with a trusted friend.

Do not attempt to move off the couch or you will make an ass of yourself.
Dude, I wanted to surf but i took a toke of your mongolian death lettuce and i can't move...
by breaststrokermvn February 3, 2010
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Mongolian Meat Mask

The act of stretching your scrotum over a persons face; resembling a mask. The hairier the sack the better for custom facial hair.
I gave sally a mean mongolian meat mask last night...
by lemmesmellyodick December 9, 2009
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Mongolian Dragon Punch

Where the male fists the female in the vagina and in the arse at the same time, one with each fist. The male then lifts the woman up with his two fists, points her at a target, and shouts "Hadouken!!!".
We played street fighter earlier, and she just spammed hadoukens the whole time. So later on, I gave her a mongolian dragon punch. Now she'll never use hadoukens again.
by Teifi August 23, 2009
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