Definitions by breaststrokermvn

Mongolian death lettuce 

A robust type of weed that absolutely knocks you on your ass, makes you socially inept and absolutely requires that you can spend the next 2 hours with a trusted friend.

Do not attempt to move off the couch or you will make an ass of yourself.

Dude, I wanted to surf but i took a toke of your mongolian death lettuce and i can't move...

Mongolian death lettuce by breaststrokermvn February 3, 2010