Mogit

Miserable Old Git, from Solace of the Road by Siobhan Dowd, 2011. Boring, style-less, ordinary people who are unaware of unpleasant realities or the impact of their behavior on others. They don't understand people may not see the world the same way they do. Normals.

"Ray had gone to his job with plans and buildings and other mogit stuff up town." - Siobhan Dowd, 2011

The mogits were out in force, so we took off.

She's at least 50% mogit.

by Kowagarazu April 30, 2022

Spider Militia

A group of vague and shadowy individuals who's sole purpose is to abduct people, either randomly or with an unknown premise which is equally illogical to that of David Schwimmer's existence. In extreme cases, the family of those abducted will also be taken. After being taken the individuals seem to vanish immediately and everybody who had known them seem perfectly fine with it.

Person: I'm better than anybody else because I believe I am. Since I believe it, it must be true because I am too amazing to ever be wrong.

Person #2: You better be careful, the Spider Militia is going to come and steal you and your entire family seeing as you're a pretentious snob.

by Dr. Hipposkapolis December 30, 2010

The military vibe check

Essentially the same thing as a vibe check, where one actor commits violence against another, but in this case the actor is the U.S. military. The U.S. military vibe checks their recruits by shooting them in the head in order to only allow the strongest and most resilient to join.

Jim: What happened to Tommy?
Joe: He failed the military vibe check.
Jim: Wow, I always knew he was one of the weaker ones.

by Bofasmith October 19, 2019

Roblox-military syndrome

Roblox-Military syndrome is when someone is addicted to military-training simulations on roblox, and won't stop talking about it for hours or even days in extreme cases. It is not fatal, in fact it does not cause any harm at all, in some cases it does the opposite depending on the accuracy of the simulation.

I think that they have Roblox-military syndrome.

by TorsTheBirb April 18, 2022

Mohit

Totally extremely lovable and loving. One who is kind, caring and is a genuine lover. Very passionate and romantic and emotional too! Best lover in the world.

He is a real 'Mohit' - the most loving and caring guy ever!

by kay-X February 4, 2010

military left

The REAL left. The left that sets the standard. The left that most people understand is left.

Sergeant: "Face to the left."
(Private turns to the right)
Sergeant: "No, private, your MILITARY left."

by J.C.T. November 29, 2005

right wing militia

The fascism bullshit known as the bush administration and all of it's regimated offspring. What they do is they befriend large corporations and business execs so as to develop a strong alliance, in order to fund wars and other money-wasting, life-costing feats such as these.

fuck you bush, and all of the other members of the infamous right wing militia.

by liberalwizardtyler December 18, 2007