(v) An action that irritates the fuck out of you.
You know what really miffs my clit?
When the neighbors let their dog piss on my child’s 5th grade graduation sign.
When the neighbors let their dog piss on my child’s 5th grade graduation sign.
by Mifty Mae May 27, 2020
Get the Miffs my clit mug.1 mile = 6.5 fat people miles
A unit of measurement to express what it's like for fat people to walk or ride a bike for 1 mile. An unhealthy fat person walking 1 mile (5,280ft) is really like them walking approximately 6.5 miles(34,320ft) because they'll most likely get tired or hungry and become weaker and weaker. Not necessarily used to relate the amount of time it takes for them to complete the stated miles but more the amount of effort and concern for actually finishing.
A unit of measurement to express what it's like for fat people to walk or ride a bike for 1 mile. An unhealthy fat person walking 1 mile (5,280ft) is really like them walking approximately 6.5 miles(34,320ft) because they'll most likely get tired or hungry and become weaker and weaker. Not necessarily used to relate the amount of time it takes for them to complete the stated miles but more the amount of effort and concern for actually finishing.
-Hey, lets walk to Amenia.
-How far?
-About 2 miles.
-Are you kidding? That's like walking 13 fat people miles for me. Do I look like fucking Usain Bolt?
-How far?
-About 2 miles.
-Are you kidding? That's like walking 13 fat people miles for me. Do I look like fucking Usain Bolt?
by Ben jam'in C. May 28, 2010
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That milfer is totally at it again. This is the third time he has been to the nursing home today and it is definitely not because of the cream corn if you are getting what I am saying...
by DaDreadedOne June 10, 2009
Get the Milfer mug.originally coined by the YouTuber Gigguk, it is used to describe the anime, "Do You Love Your Mom and Her Two-Hit Multi-Target Attacks?". The word itself is wordplay made by attaching the words milf (A reference to the main character) and isekai (A reference to the genre of anime).
MILFSEKAI! MILFSEKAI! MILFSEKAI!
by MILFSEKAI September 2, 2020
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Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. However, this is goes way beyond that. This woman is so fine, that once just wouldn't be enough.
Mothers, whether married, separated or divorced, that a male individual sees as physical attractive enough to want to have sexual intercourse with them. However, this is goes way beyond that. This woman is so fine, that once just wouldn't be enough.
by Mandingo_DeSade September 3, 2010
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Get the Milf Bucket mug.Johnny: Can Benson and I come over to your house tonight?
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.
Steve: Hell no. He is a notorious Milf Jammer.
by osikko October 15, 2011
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