King Midas

When an individual urinates on their own hand before pleasuring themselves.

I wanted all gold everything so instead of getting a spray tan I gave myself a King Midas

by carlthelong December 1, 2022

Pink Midas Touch

Having a midas touch means anything you touch turns into gold. Having a pink midas touch means anything you touch/"touch" turns gay.

Christina always ends up single, because the men she'd date always happen to turn out gay after just the first base. She has a pink midas touch.

by cAcaNOClouds August 12, 2013

King Midas balls

Golden ball syndrome

King Midas balls are very very good and yummy

by King Crowe April 15, 2022

King Midas

A nickname applied to those who, in high school, were not sexually active and took matters into their own hands on a frequent and daily basis.

MM: So B***, whats your PR?
JB: Umm...10? yeah, 10.
*unbelieving stares from all involved*
BP: Dude, are you fucking king midas?

by Skipperdo January 25, 2009

Anti-Midas Touch

Donald Trump

People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!

by 50 Spence October 23, 2017

jew midas

What they would have called King Leonidas if he was a jew.

King Jew Midas

by Extra Mayate Large April 7, 2009

Feacal Midas

A feacal Midas is someone who everything they touch, turns to shit.

They ruin absolutely anything they have any involvement in.

Donald Trump is fuckin' Feacal Midas, casinos, university, charity, businesses, the United fuckin' states of America. Anything he touches turns to shit.

by Fck da tangerine wankpuffin January 24, 2026