Michigan

A non-existent state in the U.S.A

Biona Feeton: hey where is Michigan

Andrew: Oh it does not exist

by z king bill July 24, 2018

Michigan

A state composed of rundown cites and a backwoods full of militia members working on their '87 Camaros.

What is that smell? Any why is everyone around me driving El Caminos and various other rusted out junkers? Oh dear God I've taken a wrong turn and now I'm in Michigan!

by Katie Olsen April 17, 2006

Michigan

The glove the USA wears to wipe the dirty ass of Canada.

USA: Canada's ass is dirty again. Guess I'll have to put on my Michigan and clean it up for them.

by Dirty Jacksons April 15, 2009

Michigan

The place where dreams (and roads, and jobs, and summer, and just about everything) go to die.

Marcus: I lived in lansing michigan my whole life and im almost 97% sure i lost something...something deep down in the darkest fathoms of my soul.
Tieran: Fuck ass nigga.

by joo-joo beaaanss September 20, 2009

michigan

the crappiest state in this country. has lost to appalachian state and oregon state. is going to get their ass handed to them when the buckeyes come to town

How many batteries does it take to beat michigan? 1AA.

by michigan sucks October 16, 2007

michigan

Ohio State University's bitch

Every year Ohio State football plays, they make Michigan their bitch.

by Savoca December 1, 2007

michigan

State with horrible drivers, too many shite Ford shitey Mustangs, spoiled brats, and jacked up roads, with car insurance rates high as hell.

Oh yeah, snow in June...WTF?!

"God I hate living in Michigan"

by Former-Ohioan August 10, 2003