maldo

n - a short little man with a severe napolean complex. Often marked by some or all of the following, but not limited to, treetrunk-like legs, a spick stache, original sayings (ex. he's a hotdog), and sick hockey skills.

"Yo, that guy is such a maldo!"
or
"Eat your vegetables so you won't be a maldo when you grow up!"

by Greg Gregory May 13, 2005

Malden

A place "right outside of Boston". AKA the dirty den, which gets its name from the people residing there - Filled with mostly stoners, wanna be hipsters, wanna be jocks, wangsters (that get suspended from MHS for drugs, violence, ect.), your typical basic bitch(wearing the basic bitch uniform = uggs jeans north face jacket and bone straight hair). Populated with every race on the planet and the typical working class family. There is nothing exciting to do in Malden, so don't go there if you are looking for a good time, but being right outside the city you have plenty of options.

wangster: The " maple wood gang "

Wangster 1: Kehd lets go get shit faced in front of malden high
Wangster 2: yeah doood I already got expelled, I'm D

by maldentrash October 13, 2011

mealdo

A phallic shaped meal, such as a sandwich of varying length from Subway.

"Dude, that meatball sub is a total mealdo"

by Brandnard June 30, 2006

Maldives

The Maldives is a nation made up of 1200 islands; found in the Indian Ocean, South Asia. The isles consist of a population of 350,000 and white sandy beaches. It is a famous tourist destination.
Maldives is mostly known as sunny side of life and also the country of getaway.

Sana:Hey haula last week i went for holiday at maldives
Haula:Ohhhh awsome.You shoul have taken me with you =.=

by horoscope June 1, 2011

Mald

Being mad and bald

Jonh: "Asmongold is always hating on retail WoW."
Dave: "Thats just because he's Mald"

by Mald Cap July 13, 2019

Maldra

MMORPG slang term for emo. Most Maldras commonly deny they're emoness with remarks such as "?!" and "'Kay." Ignore this, they are emo.

Emoperson: WTF THAT ITEM WAS MINE
Guy: Dude, stop being a Maldra.
Maldra: ?!

by Lamar. January 28, 2008

Maldit

Maldit is the english derivative of the spanish word maldita. In English it is used for describing someone who is utterly hopless and stupid. Pronounced "mal-deet".

Dany: Hey maldit (Tasha), get your ass over here!
Irene: Yea what a freakin stupid ass.
Tasha: (falls down seventeen flights of stairs holding tray of pies)
Dany: wow waita be a maldit AGAIN Tasha.

by Flargin-Hinden-Burg October 7, 2009