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Mesa

Mesa is a lonely table she has no love life at all but her friends are the best people ever Mesa is a real hoe she’s also a fucking whore so watch out boys if your name is Jake RUN

Mesa really needs proactive
Mesa is a table hoe
by Samthecooldad69 April 23, 2018
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Jodi Mesa

the most amazing person to live. they make you feel warm and cozy inside and out. they always will have their favorite little white dog.
by mommymilker408 December 16, 2020
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Zoe Mesa

*Something explodes, or catches fire*
Everyone: This is a true Zoe Mesa moment.
by d3911 March 14, 2021
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Mesa Redonda

Polite way of referring to a booty call. In some instances it may confuse the recipient due to the possible differences in language, however, this may be beneficial. Be sure to use it to your advantage.

Usually applied to fellow classmates.
Why would you turn in your mesa redonda to that guy? He has no swag
by GLUMBRE August 6, 2011
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Mesa

Fuk mesa nigga they sum bitch ass mK omm nigga pussy asf
by sosa422 November 2, 2023
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Mesa

loser ass niggas they sum bitkh ass niggas omm act tuff when they face little ass niggas
they are losers mesaK smoking on mesa pak
by sosa422 November 3, 2023
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Mesa Sex

When one is to have sexual intercourse when they say they are gay, like people of the same gender but in reality they are a closeted straight person who says they are gay or lesbian for the title of it. They aren’t actually gay or lesbian.
I can’t wait to have hot steamy gay sex with you, wait your straight?!?! YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO HAVING MESA SEX YOU MONSTER!

Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex
by BigBilly3469 January 24, 2024
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