testicular matrophy

The slow decay of your manhood after years of matrimony.

I don't know what's wrong doctor. I never get to go out with my friends anymore or watch the game on the weekend. We’re always doing things with my wife’s friends. We joined a book group and go clothes shopping together. Hmm, sounds like a severe case of testicular matrophy to me.

by rpcgal September 4, 2013

Steven Matos

Bad MOFO that eats the whole Reese's, not just the middle

Yo, you actin like a str8 up Steven Matos right now dawg. Sheeeet

by Rockinsquare007 October 31, 2016

power matron

An older woman usually 60 years or older, impeccably put together. Hair, makeup, & clothing together makes you look twice and admire her overall style.

WOW, Who was that Power Matron in the car with you?

by Ms Knows It August 26, 2022

METROSEXICAN

A young, over-sexed Mexican American who lives in an urban area.

"Yeah, we were at this latin club, and all night we were being stalked by this nasty metrosexican dude who had on waaaay too much cologne.

by Tara Rios November 24, 2005

metrosectional

A man who has the qualities of a metrosexual yet spends most of his time on the sofa.

Despite his refined tastes in clothing, excessive use of designer hygiene products, and knowledge of food, art, and culture, Anthony won’t get off the couch... he’s becoming metrosectional.

by sulfrikn August 7, 2008

pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005

Metrostar

Somebody from New Jersey or New York.

Andrew: Hey! Where are you from Kyle?
Kyle: New Jersey, why?
Andrew: Oh okay, you're a metrostar.

by Swetnam April 19, 2011