A machine that causes the user to instantly cum, usually used for chronic sperm donors, otherwise used when one is alone on Valentine’s Day.
by MikuntZitchy February 15, 2024
Get the Orgasm-O-Maticmug. 
by Thicc.daddy69 March 19, 2021
Get the Slat-o-maticmug. A saying used for girls who are different from the crowd, and also to describe their very tight vagina. Usually described as cringy or a loner, most of the time these females are Goth, Emo, Alt, or sometimes even dress up in slight furry attire such as cat ears and or a tail. While they can be quite weird those who are lucky enough to have sex with them will describe their pussy to be immaculate or "Grippy", which is a way of saying that their vagina is very tight. Men of course love their partners to have a tight vagina as it leads to better sex for both the Male and Female.
"Hey man did you see the new girl? Goth chicks are so weird."
"Nah man Goth chicks are fine as fuck, I bet you that she's got a Grip-O-Matic"
"Nah man Goth chicks are fine as fuck, I bet you that she's got a Grip-O-Matic"
by Beaner_Squad February 6, 2023
Get the Grip-O-Maticmug. The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.
If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.
If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.
All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.
All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.
by TodiRow February 21, 2011
Get the Beer-o-maticmug. A really really cool guy. With a dick size of the snake, thrown through the back and pinned to the front. Playing with him is always the best.
by LudiBosanac2 January 6, 2022
Get the Maticmug. Matic is a really smart boy. He is saved by Maja and she take care of him cause he means to much to her. Matic has many friends he is really friendly and good friend. Most of the people are jealouse of him but he doesn't care. He likes to spend time with Maja and enjoy it every time. I wish I would be like him. He is so sexy awww. If you have Matic in your life you're really lucky. Not everybody deserve him.
by majička January 2, 2017
Get the Maticmug.