by bullshit meister November 14, 2017
Men named Ross.(BUT they need to possess large heads, lanky bodies, moustaches, and really long gnarled toes that happen to be as long as most peoples fingers)
by Amber AKA twiggle face November 20, 2008
occurs when period blood drips onto a females anus. derived from the phase "when the red river runs, take the dirt road."
"dude I heard when mikey when to smash Jessica she had a bad case of martian dirt he still smashed."
by pvtDouglas March 24, 2019
The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
by Mountain Martians July 16, 2021
It took me hours to figure out what was wrong with my engine, but when I did I felt like a martian who’s about to discover fire
by ryangarrett March 12, 2021
These are cyborg and all-terrain 3-legged transport vehicles that transport Martian aliens from point A to B. There are two known types of these tripods:
1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
1. Harvesting Tripod Unit
2. Warfighting Tripod Unit
The Alien Martian Tripods were here long ago, and they are here to take over the planet by eliminating threats and performing terraforming of the planet.
by billybobjoendus April 02, 2022