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Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.
I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!
by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022
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Tyler is malding
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Mald

Mald is when someone sucks at a game and gets so mad that they start to pull their hair out and go bald while simultaneously punching holes in their walls.

In short, someone being shat on in a game that they are dog shit at and raging
qqb11ar: You been coming back trying to kill me and every time you try you die for the last 15 mins
Mech: He's Mald
Leave: Says the angle that was arguing about us using the ladders to escape you, that's literally their purpose.
Chrispy (The Owner): THAT'S THEIR PURPOSE?!
Leave: well on my that the
by qqb11ar May 8, 2022
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Mald

Someone who is an asshole to their friends, particularly who is mad and bad. Also refers to someone who is mad and bald, but that is the literal definition and not the used definition
Look at him, he’s fuming to the brim! He must be malding right now
by gigantyczny czad May 3, 2022
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soy boy is angry at something small
Womanslayer69 Malding over having no internet
by justabardfromdnd January 20, 2023
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when a person (often in a videogame) is made fun of for raging they are malding which is a combo of mad and balding.
"HAHA you loser, KEEP MALDING"
by Miss's Phalanges August 24, 2022
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Mald/Malder/Malded, Malder, Maldly

another way of saying mad

adjective, noun, verb,

noun: someone who gets mad over the smallest thing (DC/ REDDIT mods, anime fans) : joey is a malder
Verb: the act of getting mad over the smallest things , eg: James Malded at the fact someone didn't agree with his opinion
adjective : describes petty/ unneeded anger) eg: He maldly complained about someone not agreeing that goku claps all anime )
Verb: James Malded that someone posted memes in general

Noun: GUY 1: Joseph smashed his monitor because he lost at Halo Infinite.

GUY 2: LOL WHAT A MALDER!

Adjective: Joseph Maldly smashed his monitor because he Malded over one of his discord members said a small joke
by Kyzastevens November 22, 2021
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