malding

when you’re so mad you start balding

holy shit i’m malding rn, i hate comp. there’s so many sweats

by rakoexe January 29, 2023

Mald

being so mad that you go bald

"lol your malding right now"

by forwinningarguments May 20, 2022

Tanay Malde

Gimp
He is such a gimp, He works at the club and is pansexual with siblings. He loves to play with balls and sticks, and he is a sex slave

You are such a Tanay Malde, stop sleeping with your Uncle

by MaldeLikesUncle March 15, 2022

Malding

Malder is someone who brings the mood down by being quiet whilst angry.

Someone who is mad for no reason and feels like mf real depressed.

Malding can also spread, if the person is malding and their friends try to cheer them up but fail, they're eventually also going to start malding.

Maldee is a spredee

"Tyler, why are you malding?"
"fr bro why you so mad?"

Tyler: I'm not malding! I only mald when you tell me im malding..*continues to mald even harder*

by maldermax September 11, 2023

Mald

Mald means to be mad at someone but written in a way to infuriate someone (Mostly used in videogames where a toxic person keeps typing Mald after every kill)

Person 1 (Toxic): Dude I own you in TF2 what’cha gonna do now? Cope, Mald, Seethe,
Person 2: What the fuck does mald and seethe mean?
Person 1(Toxic): Urban Dictionary retard
Person 2: That’s the reason you are adopted you fat fuck.

by TheletterAE January 12, 2022

Mald Zero

When you have reached the breaking point, and have now gone bald from malding. There's is no point in returning, you have now gone full on cueball.

I am at MALD ZERO my guy, these malachites won't let me live for one damn minute!

by Dawntesskekw March 16, 2022

keep malding lol

Not to be confused with "Mauled";

Used by anime game players in roblox when

you provided with a powerful response (atleast to them) that they are incapable to respond to

*To "stay mad"*

*Insert very strong argument/case here*
"keep malding lol"

by s15dictionarist May 15, 2024