loltipmp

The not so short but still true: Laugh Out Loud Til I Peed My Pants. This phrase is missed used too often and incorrectly. Seriously how often does an adult laugh hard enough for this to happen, excluding my ex wife when some one I know now meets her and tells her what a great guy I are? Come-on counts the times scroll the pictures thru your mind. Never, never, never. Aussie slang version: loltipm Laugh Out Loud Til I Pissed Meself

When he said he was a Clipper fan i loltipmp
She said he was a great guy and i loltipmp
(the exception proving the definition)
She says too me I'm seventy one but still don't wear depends i loltipmp

by WriterJim February 19, 2009

LOLtage

This is the term used to measure the amount of LOLts (LOLs) in a joke.

Random conversation:
Dude 1: Hey, look, he fell in the mud!
Dude 2: That's funny, with that face plant, the LOLtage was quite high.

by Snowball666 May 29, 2009

loltastic

something funnyishly fantastic.

dude taht roflcopter was pretty loltastic!!1!

by n00bninja April 1, 2008

loltd

laugh out loud *touches dick*

girl:i touch myself at night ;)

guy:loltd

by FFGF September 26, 2009

loltitloltit

Loltitloltit? is the Arabian Term meaning; Lots of Love Tit Laugh Out Loud Tit.

John: Dude some times I loltitloltit
Chris: Yeah Dude I know...
Mike: Yeah I want to loltitloltit your mom...
Zac: Rofl me too
Patrick: Im appauld

by John pooso January 11, 2008

LOLTXT

LOLtxt is an expanded form of text-speak, a second language for the digitally-dependant.

In addition to the standard text-speak abbreviations like "lol" for "laughing out loud" or "TTFN" for "tat ta for now", LOLtxt also includes shortened phrases like "txt" for "text" which aren't strictly abbreviations but still maximise keypad and finger energy efficiencies.

Duz ne1 noe wer I can get a LOLtxt or txtspk tranl8tr?

"Does anyone know where I can get a LOLtxt or textspeak translator?"

by OriginalChogan February 21, 2009

LoLtastic

state of laughing out loud about something which could/ did contain humor/fun.

"Remember when we built a snowman out of snow?"
"Yea that was loltastic."

by MiddleBroRich November 16, 2009