Stanley front loader

Strenuously engaging one's johnson in self-stimulation, especially using a power tool.

Thomas: "Dennis said he would be doing some carpentry work this weekend."
Richard: "Personally, this worries me."
Harrison: "Yes, Dennis is likely to use the stanley front loader."

by Danfield May 10, 2008

GarrBear Muzzle Loader

When a person is sucking a dick vomits, the male then uses his dick to shove the vomit back down that person's throat

Yo bro this bitch puked on my dick this morning so I gave her a garrbear muzzle loader.

by G4RR3EAR March 8, 2022

loaded gun

when a guy hasnt choked the chicken in a really long time

ive been walking around with a loaded gun

by i am never loaded May 30, 2003

loaded word

A great many words bring along not only their meanings but extra weight, loads of judgment, or bias that plays upon the emotions instead of helping with understanding. These words deserve careful handling and minding. They are loaded.

In casual conversation, emotional stuffing is lent to words by inflection and gesture: the innocent phrase, "Thanks a lot," is frequently a vehicle for heaping servings of irritation. loaded word - thanks a lot.

"Never," Aldous Huxley said, "have misused words—those hideously efficient tools of all the tyrants, warmongers, persecutors and heresy hunters—been so widely and disastrously influential."

by rumormill February 13, 2008

loaded

Drunk or otherwise intoxicated.

"I was so loaded I forgot how to take a piss."

"Steve was so loaded he blew chunks all over Brandon's patio... twice."

by OlSpazzy April 10, 2003

Loader

Some one who loads a lot of expensive software on a computer to raise its' price. Then sells the computer without the program disks, and keys, when a program needs to be reloaded the buyer is hosed.

The xp on my computer didn't have a disk or coa I need to reload it, the loader says not his problem.

by knowman June 10, 2008

LOLadex

(Low-La-Dex)
a catalog of jokes stored in your memory..
jokes that you keep on hand for quick access.

Killator: i just thought that one up, it wasnt in my LOLadex
Bane: low la dex??
Killator: yeah.. like the jokes i remember and keep ready to use
Bane: ah like a roladex
killator: stfu i hate you

by Yellow Skull Bastard May 18, 2011