A pleasant alternative to the usual 'calm your tits', usually directed towards a male. The exact opposite of 'gird your loins'. It means as it looks-- calm yourself because you're making mistakes your children are going to feel (through the loins).
by mjpants April 23, 2017
Get the calm your loinsmug. To drape a soft fabric across your legs, during masturbation, just enough that it will tickle your testicles while masterbating.
by BMacDaddy June 3, 2015
Get the The Loin Clothmug. A majority of something desirable that is allotted to someone for either the attractiveness of their thighs, or for their willingness to spread said thighs for the resource-giver.
Having a trim shapely physique is advantageous in many ways, including often being allowed the loin's share of available resources in many instances.
by QuacksO March 26, 2019
Get the loin's sharemug. by Therealfgd October 23, 2017
Get the smack loinmug. 
by MosheLeFat June 9, 2021
Get the Loinemug. by Carmel Schmitty March 21, 2011
Get the Loin Lonelinessmug.