John Logic™

John Logic™ refers to someone who thinks they are extremely educated and above all else smarter than their peers. They believe this because they will talk circles around their opponents in any debate they are having to the point of exhausting them into giving up. They can always defend their actions by using this strategy.

It's not even worth telling him how bad that trade was, he uses John Logic™.

by coconutwater2018 October 10, 2018

Vanity Login

Logging on to a computer for the purpose of being seen as logged on

I’ll set my wake up alarm nice and early so I can do my vanity login, I’ll sleep some more after that.

by Poidah April 22, 2020

Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics

A person whom is responsible for coordinating and orchestrating the pick up and delivery service of customers who service their vehicles at a dealership. This individual additionally executes the retrieval of specific parts that are necessary for the repair facility to successfully and efficiently complete repairs to a customer's vehicle. This person is also the lead in collecting additional items to support and aid the Fixed Operation staff in continuing to perform at a high level of customer satisfaction, like coffees.

The Supreme Grand Chancellor of Dealer Logistics was such a polite gentleman. He was a delight to speak to while he was giving me a shuttle ride back to my house from the dealership.

by ADMIGS October 8, 2020

Logistics

During a game of Super Smash Bros, for any system, when one player achieves a "lock" with a weapon such as a fire flower or a ray gun, that player may call "logistics" thereby granting him/herself immunity from other opposing players until the lock is broken. If another player breaks the lock that player is now in violation of "logistics" and is now subject to punishment in the form of collective attack from the rest of the players. The relevance of "Logistics" is widely debated and its precedence should be discussed before the beginning of any individual match.

Everyone killed John because he violated logistics.

by Balls Kolano January 20, 2009

Genesis logistics

The worst place you can ever work at... Im some contries they send you to Genesis instead of prison.

IF you rob someone we will send you to Genesis Logistics for 10 years

by JORge ar December 23, 2010

Lowintelligonitis

The internet disease of people having to write in one letter words to represent one whole word.

You are now starting an conversation with a stranger, say Hi!

Stranger: hy
You: ...Hi?
Stranger: nu . hy !
You: ** No, Hi!
Stranger: fk u !
Stranger: i hayt u !
You: **** Food King, you! I HATE you! God can't you spell any better?
Stranger: m nly 47
Stranger: i hayt skewl
You: Then you got the bad case of Lowintelligonitis.

You have disconnected.

by GirNats August 18, 2010

logitech g pro

The best mouse in existence buy one right now if you don't have one. Light and small and great for gaming. Only about $40-60. Best mouse if your serious about gaming.

Logitech g pro, the best gaming mouse one could ever have in his/her life.

by ImJustALonelyKid May 10, 2018