Locker room faggotry

Men using athletics as an excuse to touch other men.

Pranks or jokes that involve men touching each others genitals or asses.

Do not slap my ass. I won't tolerate any locker room faggotry.

by Goat Salad July 6, 2010

locker thief

A dude in prison who's usually broke or a dope fiend who steals from other people's lockers.

Junebug is a damn locker thief, he took five of my soups I bought at canteen.

by Da ChampSJA April 6, 2007

locker room shopping

The act of searching around a locker room for gym clothes when you forget yours.

Oh Crap! Todays gym day? I need to do some locker room shopping.

by LSI December 26, 2007

Locker Room Talk

1. Noun. A primary communication method of United States President Donald Trump
2. Noun. One of the dankest hardcore rave beats ever written, by God's gift to humanity, the outside agency.

Dude 1: Dude! We should totally go to some abandoned warehouse and listen to Locker Room Talk while getting plastered , loud enough that our ears bleed!

Dude 2: Fuck yea homeslice

by LivingDeadMemes September 13, 2017

Locker Insurance

Insurance Seniors sell to freshman to "Insure" they won't get shoved in their lockers

"What does Locker Insurance do?"
"Here I'll show you!"

by sjp092 November 19, 2009

Locker Dumpster

The act of shating in a friend's, boyfriend's, or girlfriend's locker during school hours.

Classmate: "I gave john the old locker dumpster today!"
Classmates friend: "NICE!!"

by Ethan51 December 20, 2012

locker dockers

/'Läker 'Däkers/ N.

The people who stand by and/or in front of your locker for no reason other than to be completely and utterly ridiculously annoying, thus making you wait and interrupting their conversations that are extremely important to even reach your locker.

Can also be applied to people who are pushing and shoving around your locker or not giving you any room to do anything whatsoever.

Teacher (4th period history for Mr. H.): "WHY ARE YOU L8?!?"

Robbie & I: "Sry m8 but them locker dockers were taking up the entire hallway."

Teacher: "Back in my day, I was... a locker docker. But after a long time in rehab, I quit and am now a better person."

by xx.donald.j.trump.swag.xx69 March 9, 2016