Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is a famous coaster located at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Due to the coaster being outdated and almost half a century old, it’s intensely rough. Famous for its interlocking loops, it is the only rollercoaster to have interlocking loops in 2022.

The Loch Ness Monster is kinda overrated btw

by anonymous October 28, 2022

Loch Ness Monster

When you are taking a bath and your penis majestically emerges from the water.

We were watching that new Netflix movie last night and Glenn Powell’s penis was totally pulling a Loch Ness monster

by Illneverpostagainsorry June 8, 2024

The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

by evrstz July 16, 2022

Loch Llyod

A prestigious gated community in the suburbs of Kansas City where only the elite, upper 1% can afford to live. Such trash like mediocre car salesmen could NEVER even pull up to the gate of this elite community of successful business men and women.

"Hey, have you ever been inside one of those mansions at Loch Llyod?"
"No, way! I'm a shitty car salesman. Never in my life will they let me in there! I am WAY too trashy to even make it past the gate keeper."

"Man, I wish my dad was as rich as yours so I could live in Loch Llyod."

"It must be nice to have no worries and live in Loch Lloyd."

"Maybe if you showed up on your day off you'd also be able to live in Loch Lloyd like me and my rich dad."

by Maxine Ford April 24, 2019

They've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me

A way to say that your a freak. it was used by Demoman from TF2 in his meat the team video.

Demoman: I am a black Scottish cyclops they've got more fecking sea monsters in the great Loch at Ness than they've got the likes of me.

by Demoman TF2 November 14, 2021

hot loches

A maneuver commonly used by octogeneratic lesbians during the act of scissoring wherein their voracious labias slap feverishly together in a rhythm that is handed down their ancestors. In the event of a successful joining one lesbian will be selected as the Alpha lesbian sheerly based on the deepness of tone made during suction.

The bell are tolling the time for hot loches is at hand.

by Trixieneedsnewbraces69 June 7, 2021

loch fraud

A person who uses the Loch-n-Load in Team Fortress 2 as a crutch, because they cant hit pipes with the Iron Bomber or Grenade Launcher. Loch frauds usually use the weapon to snipe players (medics) from across the map and hit airshots that wouldn't be possible without the loch. They pretend to be good at the game, but in reality they get carried by unlocks.

The term was born sometime in the past year, probably because the Loch-n-Load has become more widely used in competitive.

1: "Artist is my favourite player"
2: "Bro, he's a fuckin' loch fraud, stop glazing"

by filip_tf2 July 9, 2025