Libbing

The epitome of faggotry. The quintessential homo. The embodiment of gheyness. The ultimate douche. The shark in the fishtank. This person is more of a backstabber than the traitorous Runescape clan mates of yore. He will use his powers of potent tactfulness and kindness to attract the attention of others and gain the upperhand in the social leaderboards, conclusively reaching the top rank, as yt-haar. Hide yo females, as this person will steal them all with his maxed out thieving ability, which is a result of the Best Friend Syndrome that he employs, in which he will use his sly and deceptive demeanor to add individuals to his friends list and eventually turn them against you. Steer clear of this man as he is armed and dangerous, revered by the tzhaars and feared by asgarnians. He seeks to exact his vengeance on those with penors of a length greater than 10cm or a girth of more than 5mm which are presumed to be his measurements, although confirmation is yet to be received which is quite astonishing given his many partners. If encountered try to cast a curse to lower his confidence level or make use of a spell of awkwardness to cause him to laugh maniacally. Take up the shield of faith, the chainmail of righteousness, the med helm of salvation and the sword of the spirit so that you may extinguish fire within the wretched creature of flamboyancy and femininity. If all else fails, pepper your angus and say your prayers.

Last night at the bar Thomas was being such a Libbing, he was just standing around talking to females about relationships and feelings, I think he managed to pickup a few numbers.

Today in class my partner pulled such a Libbing by forgetting the lab notes at his best friends house.
All of the girls in school are asking me to become more of a Libbing so that we can become besties.

Watch out! It's libbing.

Thomas is such a douche, I think he contracted the Libbing.

I played the Libbing card today by asking a girl how she was feeling, Libbing the Libby Life.

by A Victim of Libbing September 29, 2013

Hobby-Lobbying

To willfully and voluntarily date and have sex with a woman that has confirmed STDs, specifically herpes. Usually because she is very beautiful or sexually voracious.
Hobby Lobby is a retail chain of arts and craft stores. Coincidently, it is said that glitter is the herpes of arts and craft supplies.

Tom: "What are you doing tonight, bro?"

Boyd: "Man, I'm gonna go see Kayleen."

Tom: "Wait! ... the one that told you she had herpes?!?"

Boyd: "Dude bro, i knocked the bottom out of that."

Tom: "Whatever man, have fun Hobby-Lobbying. Just make sure to wear a rubber."

by joebobusa22 May 20, 2010

Lobbying

the process of going down to you apartment building's lobby to hu with someone because you are not able to see them any other way (i.e groundings).

I was grounded this weekend so I had to lobby it with Joseph.

I love lobbying with people; how else would I hu with them!

by sluts&hoes February 24, 2012

Lobing

The opposite of Snozzling (to fuck someone up the nose with your tiny penis), Lobing is to fuck someone up the ear with your tiny penis.

"My penis doesn't fit in your vagina!"
"OK then, let's lobe!"
"Yah, lobing is the only way I can have intercourse with you!"

by Caleb Amaral February 23, 2009

loobins

The act of being overwhelmingly slippery.

(extensivly lubricated)

1."That ky jelly had quit the loobins effect."

2."You have to wax it up or it will become to loobins to ride."

by Rachel Is Legand June 2, 2005

libbin out

It's what Liberals do. It can be anything that's terribly effeminate to downright foolish and stupid.

If a Liberal is dancing to some shitty music while eating runny cheese and sipping on an appletini you could say they are "libbin out"

Man, Geoff really loves libbin out

by tyroniusniggz August 12, 2012

Loubing

A sexual act where a man's penis is inserted into a partner's ear.

Don't worry, I won't get an STI, since we were loubing.

by FluffyDog00 May 25, 2018