Lobbing the lizard

Something men do frequently and women never admit to doing

There was a small window of opportunity for me to go about lobbing the lizard

by Hawaiian Con May 4, 2017

Lizard Time

Taking a break from your day and sitting out enjoying the sunny weather (like lizards). Can also be a man version of tanning.

Joe: Bro its so nice out, I can't believe we're inside studying.
Dylan: Yeah for real, fuck this, lets go have lizard time.

OR

*Group sitting outside in the sun*
Jenn *walks up*: What are you guys up to?
Courtney: We're chilling getting our lizard time get in on this!

by Chico State TG June 14, 2011

draining the lizard

Taking a piss, having a slash, urinating.

"Dude, I need to drain the lizard"...

Ten minutes later

"Dude, look at this.. I'm draining the lizard"

by HumanMetronome November 27, 2013

bleed the lizard

To pee. Same as "taking a whiz" or "letting the dogs out".

I got to go bleed the lizard.

by supercubedude October 22, 2004

Dead lizard

A man whose penis no longer gets hard. Or a flaccid, limp, unimpressive, phallus.

Yeah bro, she actually told me that the microphone cook is a total dead lizard.

by Ranchgirls December 4, 2020

lizard tongue

when you fail to complete a simple everyday task and the only thing left to do is stick your tongue out as far as you can briefly, then act as if nothing has happened.

Bro, i can’t insert the template *does lizard tongue* help
Sarah marshall just did the lizard tongue

Mikaela christie is always doing the lizard tongue

Claudia meraws mouth is wet, did she do the lizard tongue?

by lizardtongue October 9, 2019

Muddy Lizard

Something Laina Walker would eat for one million dollars.

Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars.

by gnomey July 10, 2012