Libtard

The moniker for liberals implying that their policies are retarded

Did you hear that Libtard on MSNBC last night?

by Barry Soetero October 25, 2010

libtard

Anyone not sufficiently conservative, as measured by fans of Fox News personalities, or AM hate radio hosts.

"You WISH 'The Factor' was comically biased toward the right, libtard. Why do you hate America?"

by bonboy November 10, 2007

listerbate

{verb} Describes a pitiful male's autoerotic process of pouring Listerine on one's hand and/or penis before/during masturbation, usually not because of penile desensitization, but because the male is trying to simulate a listerjob.
(listerbated, listerbating, {noun} listerbation)

I decided to listerbate last night, but it burned like hell and my johnson got all sticky. Also, I spilled Listerine on my mattress, which now smells permanently like gargling.

by Leroy Brown 420 January 31, 2009

listerine effect

when woman is giving a man a blow job his cumshot is so powerful its like an explosion in her mouth.

John:My shot is so powerful last night I gave my wife the listerine effect

by swordfishrocka April 11, 2009

listerine slurper

a sad excuse for a human being that begs for just enough money on the corner of the street to buy a bottle of listerine to get drunk.

That nate dawg is one dirty listerine slurper!!

by munchkinhatro December 24, 2006

Listaweed

Your breath when you rinse your mouth after smoking weed because you don't want your parents to find out; your breath smells like a combination of listerine and weed

Duuude you've got mad listaweed, were you smokin?

by ndizzledogg November 26, 2016

Limtarh

A handsome bald headed man, often laughs like a spray bottle at his own jokes. Always broke and flakes a lot because of his wasteman tendencies. Can be very loyal when needed, and is constantly talking about himself. He has many friends that are girls and all the white chicks thinks he is hot. Constantly brushing to get the waves in. Wardrobe consist of mostly jackets and tight jeans. Has great fashion sense when needed and makes funny jokes. He also has big lips.

Girl1: OMG, that guys lips are huge!!!
Girl2: Yeah, that's Limtarh!!!

by MMmMmMBFRGUIEARSGBFJLmy n256+ January 23, 2019