alabama lincoln

When you are in the movie theater and you cum on the back of someones head when they're not looking.

Wow, Pablo just gave me a "alabama Lincoln" while watching Cars 2, I didn't even have any napkins.

by Kurt_Cobain_ScatterBrain69 March 22, 2017

drivin' a Lincoln

Having sexual relations with a woman sporting ungroomed nether regions. So named for the 16th president of the United States, whose distinguishing characteristic was a large, black, unruly beard.

Kathy: Hey Adam, Brandon's all over that new Asian chick in the office. I don't even think she's cute.
Adam: Yeah, I know, but he's always preferred drivin' a Lincoln.

by rmlunchcrew November 4, 2014

Lincoln Continental

1. A pimp/ette's vehicle, designed for the most comfortable fuck achievable. (I know..) First produced in 1938, 1956-60 the Mark II-V were released under solely the "Continental" name, in 1961 the Continental was completely redesigned from scratch. 60's models were often characterized by suicide doors, a design flaw that makes for an extremely sexy, deadly vehicle. The accelerator must be pressed with a pimp cane, and there are dual goblet holders for you & your hoe passenger's drinking pleasure.

1. "Oh, Sandy..I'm so glad we did it in the Continental!"

by American Drinking Hierarchy Spokesperson January 30, 2005

Lindon

God like man that the ladies dig

That man is a Lindon! Look at how the ladies dig him!

by Glitterglobe December 17, 2017

Bro Lingo

A word to define the way bros talk to and about each other by shorting the word, yet the other bro still knows exactly what he's saying.

Kenny: Hey bro, can i barrow some pape? i'm all out and ima roll a join

Cbass: Yeah fosho home, wana hit up this part late?

Kenny: Yeah nig i'll hit u up.

Cbass: Late

Jack: is that bro lingo you guys are speaking? sick...

by Kshaft January 11, 2011

Port Lincoln

If you can past the shit weather and the fishy smell you get rewarded by being able to buy weed on any corner

Person 1: Bro i just found some weed on the ground
Person 2: well we are from port lincoln

by Mate01 July 24, 2018

Lincoln

A Lincoln is an amazing guy. He is a very sweet and handsome person. On the outside he may sound or act goofy but on the inside, he’s really smart and kind. He makes your world better with funny references and he’ll listen to you if you just want to rant about something. If any lady can find themselves a Lincoln, they’re gonna be the luckiest lady alive

Girl #1: did you hear about that new kid Lincoln?
Girl #2: yeah! I heard he’s really sweet

by Trashbin Bois October 16, 2019