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Lighthouse Point

A small town located between Deerfield Beach and Pompano Beach, on the east side of Federal Highway. The inhabitants are usually middle class and above and seem to be very well off. Many nice fishing boats and expensive cars are located at certain houses here. The neighborhood is relaxed and kids ride bikes around with their not-so-hard-earned allowances in their pockets. Crazy shenanigans are said to go on in LHP including Thanksgiving and Christmas family soccer games that take place at one of the local parks. Police Force can be tight only because they have nothing better to do. Common, kid-friendly stores and restaurants include: RJ Boyles, Bonefish Maxx's, Target, The Marina, and Cap's Place.
Hey dude! Wanna drive over to Bonefish Maxx's and spend some money on chicken wings?

Sure! Let's go on bikes. I mean... come on... its Lighthouse Point.
by AT Zeus January 21, 2010
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Kentucky Lighthouse

A sexual position of a person when they get down on all fours and tucks their head into their chest while raising their ass into the air, as another person inserts a lit flashlight into their rectum, with their lit side pointing upward.
Kevin turned chad into a Kentucky Lighthouse the other night. It was glorious!
by DebRi December 21, 2013
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lighthoused

To be pwned in a videogame multiple times in rapid succession.
I was playing Gears last night and some guy lighthoused me!
by Sheknova July 31, 2007
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Salted Lighthouse

When a guy and a girl are having anal sex on the beach, the guy takes his poopy dick out and covers it in sand. He then proceeds to use the shit/sand mixture as lube.
Guy 1: Dude, I totally pulled a salted lighthouse on this girl the other day.
Guy 2: Shit man, you must have fucked up her vag pretty bad.
by Joey123098 November 1, 2008
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lighthobuse

there was some serious lighthobuse on the mean streets last night, but it wasn't me man, i was home alone 2.
by militant mike August 20, 2003
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NightShower

The act of showering at night, an activity that provides several advantages over its far more common counterpart, the MorningShower, including but not limited to:

(1) The feeling of going to bed squeaky clean
(2) The ability of being able to sleep in as long as possible in the morning because one does not have to deal with showering in their morning routine
(3) Less frequent need to launder sheets due to decreased filth accumulation
(4) The ability to end one's day in quiet reflection with a hot relaxing shower
(5) Communal showers are less crowded at night
MorningShowerer: "Dude, I gotta get up at 9:00am tomorrow."
NightShowerer: "Sucks to be you, man. I NightShower. My alarm is set for 9:15am."

NightShowerer: "Alright, lets blow this popsicle stand. I gotta go NightShower."
by NightShowerer78 October 1, 2012
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lightsheir

Absolutely loves lolis. This man is incredibly good at C# and will freaking hack your mom if you try and stop him. A Neko Guardian that owns all lolis. Get that mega mommy milk out of here, as he does not accept any of that. A god. And one that will rewrite your life.
Person: "I just saw lightsheir in a server."
Me: "You have been blessed by the loli god."
Lightsheir: "ez."
by Loli Princess June 2, 2018
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