Lightbulb

Someone who only seems to brighten up when someone turns them or grabs there erected penis.

Jeez, Jennifer why do you always go for the lightbulbs?

by Jessica Pauline Pritchard August 28, 2008

lightbulb head

a genius scientist or engineer, a genius inventor

Elon Musk is a lightbulb head.

by Onceforall January 29, 2023

lightbulb

The thing that’s supposed to light up when you get a good idea which explains why it never lights up for you

lightbulb no

by your moms best friend January 15, 2023

Lightbulb replacer

A person whose profession is to replace lightbulbs for people who are too lazy to do it themselves. It is also on of the lowest paying jobs.

My cousin never did any of his work in school, and now he is a lightbulb replacer.

by SweatyWalrus July 29, 2023

Dead Lightbulb

referring to a person who's not bright, not smart, or dumb.

Dude that kid is a such a dead lightbulb, all he does is quote brainrot and shit

by Taro :D April 19, 2025

lightbulb

when you you put a lightbulb deep in your Uranus and it explodes

hey pass me the lightbulb sure but for what to stick it up my Uranus

by ewfgmwpogmwp[gmwpg January 21, 2023

the german lightbulb

When you view a fat person from behind while they are bent over

Look at the german lightbulb, its huge

by Rommel December 18, 2019