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Amish Lightbulb 

Having sex using the ear canal as the orifice. The term is derived from the fact that Amish people use candles for light. Candles are made from wax, and wax can naturally be found in the ear.
I gave my boyfriend an Amish Lightbulb last night. My hearing is suffering.

bouncing the lightbulb 

Screwing for long periods of time.
We bounced the light bulb over Rodeo Vaca.

Gay Nigga Lightbulb 

A nigga who dresses up as a lightbulb in order to have gay sex with another man. Most commonly used as a way to get quick cash without actually working.
James: did you hear what tommy did?
Adam: OH YA!!! he was a Gay nigga lightbulb
James: Can I be ur lightbulb?
Adam: Any day ;D

Butter lightbulb 

A kid who looks like butter and a lightbulb
Your paler than my butter and your glasses make you look like a lightbulb 😂😂💡💀 and that is a butter lightbulb

Special lightbulb

It's a known fact that when millenials dont know what they are reffering to or can't quite comprehend something; they tend to add the 'Special' adjective to any everyday common household items
"THE CUNT AMY DENIED IT BECAUSE IT WAS A .....SPECIAL......LIGHTBULB"

'THE LIGHTBULB IS A LED WALL ATTACHED IRFS SYSTEM THAT.... OH.... NEVER MIND, IT'S A SPECIAL LIGHTBULB

Expolding Lightbulb 

i don't want to send my kids with all of those expolding lightbulbs