Leanis

A penis of biblical proportions, biologically curious in that both males and females may possess a Leanis. The origins of Leanises or, 'Leanai', are genetic - one cannot be grown, it must be born. In ages nine and younger, a Leanis will present as a smaller, but still formidable 'Stundnis'. In time, and with proper nutrition, this Stundnis will eventually mature into a fully fledged Leanis.

Dave: Man you'll never guess what..
Mike: What?
Dave: Just found out my girl has a Leanis.
Mike: You lucky motherfucker. Hold onto that one.

by notamethhead May 24, 2013

Leaning Tower of Cheeza

noun: A Leaning Tower of Piza made out of spray cheese, using a cracker, or even the palm of your hand as a base.

verb: The act of making a Leaning Tower of Piza out of spray cheese.

Bobby: "Max, look. It's the Leaning Tower of Cheeza!"

by CorgisDie May 11, 2018

Lexandr

hot asf and an alcoholic

Lexandr loves to drink a lot and it hot asf

by Kasandra blanco November 2, 2020

Leanin'

When you're high on codeine. Sometimes codein/cough syrup is mixed with sprite and jolly ranchers to create lean

Did you see Charlie at that party last night? He was leanin'.

by ToxicTerror May 12, 2018

leaning tower of pisa

A sexual position similar to an Eiffel Tower, except one of the two males is a midget, making the tower lean to one side.

Dude, Bob found a midget and gave Jen a leaning tower of pisa

by BobDole69 February 22, 2010

leaning on the microwave

The final stage in the production of crack cocaine.

I'm leaning on the microwave, these rocks will be dried and ready for distribution shortly.

by Big Kuntry King December 14, 2006

Lelanie

Just a flat-out amazing person.Someone that will never let you down,a shoulder to cry on,someone with open arms almost always.She's beautiful,funny,sweet,and caring.But she doesn't think so.She's always letting herself down,always thinking negative about herself.Everyone sees that she's the definition of amazing,everyone but her.If you mess with any of her loved ones,you better watch out,because's she's gonna say more than a thing or two about it.She's also married to a Youtuber named Jc Caylen,they're cute together.

Person #1: Have you seen her? She's so pretty.I've talked to her before,she seems really nice.
Person #2: Of course,she's my best friend.Her name is Lelanie.

by Llamas. April 10, 2013