Leach

A person who can’t stop touching people
Likes to call men handsome.

Someone who mostly has brain damage and a dent in their head from getting dropped as a baby.

Ho’o ur a leach and a dumbo wumbo 😹

by uareadumbowumbo April 20, 2022

Leach

A bitch made person, a liar, a cheat and a thief

Oh come on Nick, dont be a leach now.

by hoovermaxextract60pressurepro July 1, 2021

Leached

When your good friend is mad at you for some accidental slight so he passive aggressively causes unnecessary problems for you.

I was leached hard last night when Josh called my Ex girlfriend in front of my current one, to "see how she is doing"!

by Applesauce0917 May 12, 2025

leach's law

The premise that when someone throws an accusation of mansplaining into an argument, they automatically lose said argument since their only counter is the gender of the speaker.

Person 1- the earth is flat
Person 2- no it isn't! There is plenty of evidence saying otherwise.
Person 1- Stop Mansplaining!
Person 2- under the terms of Leach's Law, I declare myself the winner and bid you good day.

by EnigmaAlex November 4, 2017

Maisie leach

Such a mong loves Dec loads and loads and loads also has a good bum x

Dickhead Maisie leach

by Declanlamb March 8, 2019

Dirty Leach

The act of spunking into the little useless pocket of your jeans instead of using a sock.

Had a Dirty Leach this afternoon, because my socks were clean on.

by Badtooth April 1, 2023

Michael Leach

Masturbation resulting in serious fracture of the little finger

Did you hear what happen to Geoff? He's been hospitalized after a cheeky Michael Leach.

by Bobster90 May 18, 2015