landscaper

A word used to describe a person, usually male, who stares creepily at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but its usually just a long slightly scary stare. It causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away as fast as possible. The term comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to act like this. It also refers to an obessision with or a desire to do things to her "landscape"

girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!

girl 1: OMG, theres that kid in my math class-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! I don't want him to see me, hes totally gross!

by eminemski December 8, 2007

landscaper

a word used to describe a person, usually male who stares at someone of the opposite sex as they walk past. Sometimes there are catcalls involved, but it usually causes the person being checked out to look down and walk away really fast...it comes from the tendency of many landscapers or garden workers to follow this pattern. It also refers to a desire to do things to her "landscape", rather than having any interest in her as a person

girl 1: did you just see that guy checking you out?
girl 2: yeah, ew, he was such a landscaper!

girl 1: OMG, theres that kid in my math class-total landscaper- whos been staring at me for weeks! I don't want him to see me, hes totally gross!

by eminemski December 8, 2007

landscaping

What you do when you're road tripping.

T.J.: Dude, you alright, you doing okay? You got the munchies?
S: I’m cool; I’m just landscaping right now.

by Gamelegs April 9, 2009

Blandscape

A bland landscape.

Man, look at all those multinational stores one after another, it's such a blandscape.

by Paul Khanna June 3, 2009

LANDVSCAPE

What an unoriginal jerk would call his business when the other stupidest name for a landscaping company is already taken.

I need proof of Corp for this vehicle. Shouldn't it be Landscape?

by Baltmann October 27, 2004

lardscaping

Shaping, defining or removing excess body fat (is there any other kind?), such as through liposuction

Damn, Francine looks hot since the doctor turned her spare monster-truck tire into an awesome hourglass. Blessed lardscaping.

by The Master Bates February 10, 2008

landscaped

To get landscaped is when you lose by a lot and then make an even more embarrassing gaffe. Think Rudy Giuliani at Four Seasons Total Landscaping in PA.

Trump, losing the election, got landscaped by Rudy and the boys.

by Ral Pie November 12, 2020