A new term for celebrities who have been forced to reveal they're gay. Usually it begins when an article about the person possibly being gay appears on www.PerezHilton.com.
by ChristinaFL November 07, 2006
Little scrawny boy, no friends, no life, no clout, no bitches. Dick rides his cousins that start with the following: Kyle or Leandre. Dick rides his friends. Small penis to the point where it’s microscopic. Lonely, but has his lil bro with him. He’s also fruity and ALWAYS son his man period whenever you do the slightest thing like breathing or some shit.
by tuhmayto June 21, 2019
1) Oh man i just lanced my pants!
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad
2) Who lanced and didnt flush?
3) Ha Ha lance the bed!
4) Dude your house smells like lance
5) Man i gotta lance so bad
by toomey hahaha <3 September 10, 2008
Lance is a very UN popular discord user that is famous for their connie lip bite meme. They also ship deku x todo x baku x uruaka
by Lets commit arsen tg May 03, 2021
by WahDahTah September 23, 2010
A car obsessed guy, who thinks he knows everything about everything. Never pays back any money he borrows. Most commonly enjoys larger than normal portions of women, and of food.
Usually is referenced to someone being really cocky or full of himself even if he already is a large person.
Usually is referenced to someone being really cocky or full of himself even if he already is a large person.
Hey he hasn't paid me back yet, its been like 4 weeks. He's such a lance. He's probably broke because of his expensive girlfriend and his damn ford.
by David crocket anderson July 10, 2008