When you are engaged in anal sex in a seated position, usually your father or employer's car, you pull out and your partner spackles your lap and the car with blown mud.
Dude, last night I was banging my girl in the ass in my dad's car. I pulled out and she gave me a cleveland lapdance.
by KEMTD May 4, 2006
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Every single day.
Every single day.
by Michael Hardt and Antonio Negri December 28, 2005
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Someone Who is classified as a Landan Stevens is someone that only runs baseline in any NBA 2k game, but since iso moves were created he found a new way to cheese.
J Ribs is the preferred Dick eat topic for a Landan. They claim J Ribs is their inspiration for competitive gaming and they believe they have the nastiest movement.
a Landan Stevens is someone who talks like they have a crazy cross in real life but when trying to cross has a very high tendency to dribble of their knee. But even when the conditions are perfect and they complete the cross it's so ugly that an eight year old would laugh.
Landan Steven's are people that wonder into groups but nobody in any group wants him.
Someone Who is classified as a Landan Stevens is someone that only runs baseline in any NBA 2k game, but since iso moves were created he found a new way to cheese.
J Ribs is the preferred Dick eat topic for a Landan. They claim J Ribs is their inspiration for competitive gaming and they believe they have the nastiest movement.
a Landan Stevens is someone who talks like they have a crazy cross in real life but when trying to cross has a very high tendency to dribble of their knee. But even when the conditions are perfect and they complete the cross it's so ugly that an eight year old would laugh.
Landan Steven's are people that wonder into groups but nobody in any group wants him.
1.You suck kid how could you possibly believe your good, you're just a Landan Stevens
2. Yo stop this Landan Steven's trash and do something besides run baseline and spam iso moves
3."Oh my, J ribs just gave the hardest rowdy strafe"
"Wow kid stop Landan Stevening"
4. Lol kid that was a Landan Stevens cross
5.Yo stop pulling a Landan Stevens and and leave us alone
2. Yo stop this Landan Steven's trash and do something besides run baseline and spam iso moves
3."Oh my, J ribs just gave the hardest rowdy strafe"
"Wow kid stop Landan Stevening"
4. Lol kid that was a Landan Stevens cross
5.Yo stop pulling a Landan Stevens and and leave us alone
by Cody Peet October 7, 2012
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Because of the Lacanian Real, we're all a pile of shit.
The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.
The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.
by Andy April 17, 2004
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by Japanadan October 11, 2004
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a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.
by groupie#1 September 26, 2006
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Im not snow white,
but im lost inside this forest.
Im not red riding hood,
but I think the wolves have got me.
Dont want your stilettos!
Im not, not Cinderella..
I dont need a knight,
so baby take off all your armor!
You be the beast,
and I'll be the beauty beauty.
Who needs true love,
as long as you love me truly?
I want it all,
but I want ya more!
Will you wake me up boy
if I bite your poison apple?
Ladan doesn't believe in fairytales.
but im lost inside this forest.
Im not red riding hood,
but I think the wolves have got me.
Dont want your stilettos!
Im not, not Cinderella..
I dont need a knight,
so baby take off all your armor!
You be the beast,
and I'll be the beauty beauty.
Who needs true love,
as long as you love me truly?
I want it all,
but I want ya more!
Will you wake me up boy
if I bite your poison apple?
Ladan doesn't believe in fairytales.
by spanishloverhdjs December 29, 2010
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