Hey Lois

When you want to make a poop joke without looking like a 4 year old
Originally from Family Guy

Peter: Hey Lois
Lois: What?
Peter: Diarrhoea

by JohnLennon69 June 11, 2022

gird your loins

An old-fashioned expression, meaning to prepare oneself for action. Originated in the Bible.

Oh shit, the principal's coming! GIRD YOUR LOINS!

by 1185lamont December 26, 2007

Ass-Blasting-Bitch-a-loid

An Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid is the proper term for a long, tedious task with little chance of completion. The term can be used by easily upset gamers in order to release any pent up rage while attempting a game with tedious or rage enducing tasks and mechanics, rather than spending their time freaking out with other series of expletives. The term originated from the youtuber Markiplier, while in 2015 playing the fourth installment of the wildly popular game series, Five Nights at Freddy's.

This is going to be an Ass-Blasting-Bitch-A-Loid of a game.

by But, fuck? November 30, 2017

dip loin

A phrase coined to be an abbreviation of "Let's dip to the loin." Dip meaning to go, Loin being the tenderloin neighborhood in San Francisco (a very drug and depravity infested area.) It has taken on just about every other meaning possible, but typically it just means "let's go get fucked up." Other Examples: The loins of dippage, the dipartment of homeloin security etc. This is a locally used term in P-town (Pacifica) California among drug addict kids. fashadidayadidadoh.

"Ey, if I was a Jew in Auschwitz... I'd dip loin dip."

Doctor: "It's time to administer your anal treatment"

You: "FUCKIN LOINSSSS!!!! DIP FUCKIN LOIIINNSSSSS!"

by collin whiteaker (the dipbassador of loin) April 8, 2007

Lois

A super cute, amazing and sexy girl that knows how to treat a boy when she likes the boy. They are very naughty but will not show it until you maje the first move. They are also very good and amazingly great kissers.

1. Get you a lois nigga.
2. A lois and a Emmanuel are the power couples of all other couples.

by Kayla hanes January 3, 2017

Loina

A British virgin.

Man, that dude is such a Loina.

by Reduxa January 1, 2017

Loin burgundy

Blood in the face and mouth after performing oral sex on a menstruating female

Last night I was very randy and had it all, including some loin burgundy

by I am the mar December 19, 2018