leigh disease

a disease commonly caught by having sexual realtions with one by the name of tera.

dude i fucked tera and have leigh disease.

by nilsson February 18, 2008

Leigh Park Bentley

A Jaguar XJ6.

Etymology: From the the council estate of Leigh Park, near Havant in Hampshire and a luxury car manufactured by Bentley Motors Ltd, Crewe, UK.

Such is the level of peasantry prevalent in the aforementioned estate, the highest status peasants (who work part-time on the checkout at Havant Hypermarket), can afford the required £395 to buy and park a Jaguar XJ6 on the grass verge outside their hovel. Despite this shameful one-upmanship, their relative status is recognized, and as a result they are duly credited with ownership of a vehicle greater than the one they own. Consequently the Jaguar XJ6, as seen less often than Ford Sierras in council estates countrywide, is upgraded symbolically to attain the status of a Bentley.

See also 'Leigh Park Jag'

'Wow, look, there's a Leigh Park Bentley! Ha ha ha ha ha!'

'Jim's just bought a Leigh Park Bentley for banger racing.'

by Arthur Damage April 1, 2007

leigh park

The 'rowner' of Gosport. Except worse. You'll get mugged for a pint of milk but won't live to tell the tale. They're all full of chlamydia so make sure you use protection and stay clear of everyone. Don't make eye contact, keep your head down and run!!!

Steve: I'm going to Leigh park tomorrow

Dave: here's a condom. What coffin do you want?

by Misssweet January 12, 2016

Leigh-anne

Goat stealing troll that lives under bridges and makes little children cry.

"Don't let your goats under that bridge, there's a Leigh-anne there"
"That Leigh-anne stole my goats"
"Large communities of people have been devastated by the Leigh-anne which has decimated goat populations, depriving these people of their staple of nasty cheese"

by Callyfaggles August 20, 2014

leigh-sa

She questions life..... a philosophical lady..... A beautiful women with a big heart! The paramedic you want first on the scene.... Goooo Leigh-sa

Everybody needs a Leigh-sa in class !!

by Demidixon May 3, 2016

Leigh’d

When you beg your soulmate, who abandoned you at the alter, 500x to hang out she finally agrees after 9 months. You pull into her driveway and her head pops up from the bushes where she was taking a shit like a Prairie dog revealing the outfit her roommate had laid out the night before on their Bert and Ernie beds. She has on a batting helmet, an Amish ankle length denim skirt, a black poofy shouldered blouse with a tank top (that says moon child) over it to hide the fact her beautiful boobs broke all the buttons. As she climbs into your car you notice her ankle monitor. You inquire and she says she has 10 minutes and 10 seconds until she has to be home or her roommate will shred her for violating the house arrest. So you both jump into the back seat. As you take your pants off she vomits spaghettios all over your cock. Then pulls out a stick and 2-18” cucumbers from her purse and tells you to play with her pussy using her magic wand named TWSS which was given to her by her alien friend. And to insert 1 cucumber into her throbbing butthole while she deepthroats the other. So you comply because you are afraid. You make love under the crescent moon. After you both orgasm unlike any other you’ve ever had you both do shot of whiskey. She disappears under the moonlight back into her house before her ankle monitor goes off. You’re about to drive home and realize your Cinderella had left behind one sock, and a jar full of bread and butter pickles. You know she is your twin flame.

Your friend: “ what did you do this weekend”
You: “Eh, went out with my one friend. Holy shit did I get Leigh’d !

by Your mom likes my wand 69 July 31, 2020

leigh’d

When you have no concept of time or space. Or how long ago things actually took place in the past.

Me: let’s get together?
Friend: I just hung out with you 2 weeks ago
Me: that was 13 years ago.

Friend: nope
Me: ughh you leigh’d me again

by Your mom likes my wand 69 August 1, 2020