Castle Learning

An online testing/review program designed by sadists who enjoy seeing students of all ages cry at receiving low grades while taking online tests that score themselves automatically. Every so often the system will randomly freeze before telling you whether you were right or wrong just to increase your heart rate 10 more BPM.

Student: The Castle Learning is due at 11:59 pm tonight.
Friend: I know, I just finished it and got an 86. We only learned half the questions in class.

by Tells-Many-Truths July 16, 2016

Carnegie Learning

A murderous educational math program that was made in a specific ring of fire in hell called Satan's asshole. Students who come in contact with the program are forced to give up their souls and faith in humanity after using the online learning program and after using the books. It also causes both students and teachers to cry themselves to sleep every night due to the horrendous amount of math problems.

I may be a fuckboy , but at least I don't use Carnegie learning

by maricalamari January 4, 2015

Cashcab learning

The stuff they make you learn in school that won't help you in the real world anyway.

Stuff you wouldn't need to know unless you were on Cashcab. Cashcab learning.

by Texasfreak March 27, 2009

E-Learning

plain and simple HELL where teachers evolve from friendly creatures to level 10 hostile mobs. Most confusing attendance in history. but happens to be the only time in history where i'm getting straight A's. (also gives me an opportunity to flirt without real interaction ;)

Friend 1:Hey, you do E-Learning for health?
Friend 2: Yea I just copy and pasted all the definitions. You do Math?
Friend 1: Yea I used photomath and mathway and got a 95%

by Santa Baby ♡ April 17, 2020

Castle Learning

A program written by a bunch of fat lazy teachers that want to make their school look good yet it has no significant impact whatsoever plus they have equations you probably haven't learned yet

john: hey John did you do castle learning yet

Tom: No it closed and expired

by realone34 August 14, 2017

Distance Learning

a dumb thing that schools do during quarantine to piss their students off

Student 1: Man I Hate Distance Learning
Student 2: Same Bro

by idiot face 69 June 5, 2020

kids learning tube

a kids channel that everyone likes (yes all the others dont teach real education)

kids learning tube: im your brain part of the central nervous system your craniums my home and if you wanna learn then listen

by pseudonysu April 14, 2021